(English) Surrounded.. [ Fem! Reader × Sutopuri ]

Battle (2)

"Husband-able-ness!!"

Nanamori= 10/10

Jel= 9/10

Satomi= 7/10

Colon= 7/10

Riinu= 6/10 *more like son-able-ness

Root= 7/10

"Hey!!! What does that even mean?!?" Riinu shouted

"I don't even know" (y/n) replied, make Riinu start to pout again

"Mamamori and PapaJel, fair enough" Root mumbled while looking at Nanamori and Jel, both of them don't what to act like, Nanamori just scratching his cheek with a slowly redding face and Jel scratching the back of his head with a slightly pink face

For short, they're embarrassed

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"Next, absurdness"

Nanamori= 3/10

Jel= 9/10

Satomi= 6/10

Colon= 7/10

Riinu= 3/10

Root= 2/10

"...okay fair point" Jel mumbled with a flat expression

"But don't get it wrong, your absurdness is the thing that always make us laugh easily" (y/n) said while start to erase the whiteboard for how many times?

"It match your title, The Best Entertainer ww" Nanamori said while patting Jel's shoulder, making the orange guy start to put up a wide smile

(My heart, I'm killing myself---)

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"Okay next, scariness"

Nanamori= 6/10

Jel= 3/10

Satomi= 5/10

Colon= 5/10

Riinu= 3/10

Root= 9/10

"Eh?"

"Don't 'eh' me! Even with you just hitting a watermelon is scary!!" (y/n) said and then hide her face with the whiteboard

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"Next..preciousness?"

Nanamori= 8/10

Jel= 8/10

Satomi= 8/10

Colon= 8/10

Riinu= 8/10

Root= 8/10

"..."

"All of you are precious, but not as precious as my money"

"AW COME ON, I'M LOSING TO A MONEY?!?" Satomi and Colon shouted, and as a reward they got a 'soft' smack in their head

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"Okay last one, pervertedness!!!"

Nanamori= 5/10

Jel= 10/10

Satomi= 9/10

Colon= 8/10

Riinu= 4/10

Root= 2/10

"Ahahaha.." the three JelSatoColo just let out an awkward laugh and got a flat stare from their princess

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"Okay in the end, i have no interest to choose one of the best between you guys" (y/n) said while putting the whiteboard and the marker in the table

"I love you guys equally, if you guys want me for yourself, try to make me feel more comfortable with you than the others, or maybe eliminate the others" (y/n) continue while smiling softly, she doing that in purpose just to challenge and tease them

"So it's a to dead match huh" Root said with a crowbar in his hand and his psychotic face

"Let's start with the more pervert one" he continue and ready to swing the crowbar right towards Jel's head

"OI! AT LEAST LET ME GET READY FIRST!!"

(y/n): "Not that kind of elimination DOO DOO HEAD!!"

Colon: "Too late"

(y/n): "Naa-Kun please don't follow them-"

Nanamori: "A-Ah of course not ww.."

Nanamori: *Hides a broom in his back*

(y/n): *Face palm*

(y/n): "And Riinu-Kun, put down the chair.."

Riinu: "Eh, Ah, Ha'i--"

(y/n): 'This is a lesson for me, don't make them become aggressive...'

BRAK!! PRANG! KRAK!!

(y/n): "A- SATOMI-KUN! PUT DOWN THAT LIGHTER!! AND ROOT-KUN, WHERE THE HECK YOU GOT THAT CHAINSAW?!?"