Peter
Mr. Tony, you know what I keep thinking about?
Mr. Tony
What is it, kid?
Peter
What if humans weren't the ones who evolved to create things. Like buildings, and candy. You know?
Like, Mr. Tony, what if it was raccoons, for example. How different do you think society would be?
Like, instead of going like 'oh, gotta lock up the bins so the damn raccoons don't get into them,' you'd be saying 'oh, gotta lock up the bins so those damn humans don't get into them and eat the garbage.'
And buildings and stuff would be smaller, since raccoons are small of course
But also how about the roads? Cause I think they'd probably travel by foot, since raccoons are fast.
And they can also climb, can't they? So there wouldn't be stairs and stuff.
Wow, that would be sooo cool
Omg Mr. Tony!!!!
It would be like a society full of Rocket Raccoons!!!!!!!!
Though, Rocket isn't actually a raccoon, is he?
God, I wanna meet him :(
Mr. Tony
What the fuck did I just read
Do you think about this a lot, kid?
Peter
Yes, sometimes it'll just pop into my head.
Like for the past year I've been thinking what if humans weren't the ones who evolved to this level
You know?
Mr. Tony
I'm scared about your imagination
Also, no the hell you do not want to meet Rocket.
Peter
Why not? Have you met him, Mr. Tony?
Mr. Tony
Yes I have. It was terrible
He's a little bastard who thinks he's the best
Peter
Like Tony Stark!!!!!!
Only, Tony Stark is sooooooooo much cooler than the raccoon
The not raccoon! Cause he isn't a raccoon, heheh...
I wish I could meet Tony Stark.
😥
I don't think I'll ever be able to
But that would be soooo cool, wouldn't it, Mr. Tony?
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Wrong Number, Kid.
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