Peter texts who he thinks is his best friend, Ned. When it turns out he typed in the wrong number - the stranger intrigues Peter. What Peter doesn't know, is that the stranger on the other side of the phone is his biggest idol - genius, billionaire...
Okay, I'll tell you, but you have to promise not to tell a single soul, okay?
Mr. Tony
Cross my heart
Peter
Okay
Jeez, this is hard
Wow
Alright
You got this, Peter
Mr. Tony, I'm Spider-Man
Oh God
Welp, it's out in the open now
Mr. Tony
What
Come again, Peter Benjamin?
Peter
I'm not even going to ask how you know my middle name
But yep, I'm Spider-Man, heheh
Mr. Tony
Okay, that complicates things.
Peter, you need to see someone
You need a lot of training and guidance and self defence mechanisms
And a new suit
You cann't keep going out in a city as big as New York to blindly tackle bad guys in a cheap onesie.
That's not how being a super hero works
We literally met because you were very injured
And you almost gave me a heart attack today with your whole 'getting shot three times' thing
Peter
Mr. Tony, I know you worry about me (and yes I read the texts, Ned was shitting himself because of your threats), but I don't need help. I can do it on my own
Mr. Tony
Okay now you're just being stubborn, kid
You obviously can't do it by yourself.
Please, Peter.
Please at least take self defense lessons, okay?
For me.
Peter
Okay, Mr. Tony. But only because you're forcing me to
Mr. Tony
🙄
Peter
Mr. Tony!!
😲
Did you just use an emoji???? 😲😲😲
Mr. Tony
I have no idea what you're talking about
Peter
Mhm, sure, Mr. Tony 🙄🙄
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Mr. Tony
Go away, kid
Peter
You're no fun, Mr. Tony 😪
Mr. Tony
Sucks to suck 😪
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^that last line gives me "cause we're connected" vibes
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