Peter texts who he thinks is his best friend, Ned. When it turns out he typed in the wrong number - the stranger intrigues Peter. What Peter doesn't know, is that the stranger on the other side of the phone is his biggest idol - genius, billionaire...
Mr. Tony, I was rereading our text messages from yesterday while I was all delusional and all
Mr. Tony
Damn it
Peter
And I was wondering what your honest opinion on that whole raccoon running everything idea
Mr. Tony
Seriously?
Back to this tragic topic?
Alright, Spider-Man. My honest opinion
It's horse shit
Peter
😲
Mr. Tony
We evolved for a reason, Peter
Peter
But in this theoretical scenario, Mr. Tony, we did not evolve
But raccoons did 👍
Mr. Tony
Okay. Fine. I think a world run by raccoons would go to shit.
Especially if they were run by raccoons like Rocket, as you were saying yesterday
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Shit shit shit
Holy fuck
That wasn't supposed to go to you
Oh my fuck
Wrong person
Uhhhh how do you unsend something
Oh God don't look at it peter
Peter
Too late
Mr. Tony?
Why the hell do you have that picture of Tony Stark?
And don't try to tell me you're Mr. Stark, because that's too good to be true
Mr. Tony
Alright, I won't tell you
Peter
Holy shit, are you serious?
Mr. Tony
Language!!
Wow, would you look at that??? Looks like someone is calling me
Uhhhh gotta go peter
Nice chatting!!
Peter
Now hang on a minute!
You get your ass back here and explain yourself!
1, are you actually tony stark?
2, who was that meant for
3, holy shit
Mr. Tony
1, unfortunately yes, I am Tony Stark. And the only reason I'm telling you this is because I know you'd find out eventually
2, it was meant for not you
3, I know, I know, I'm just as surprised as you are. I seriously didn't mean to send you that. Well, at least you can't tell anyone, Spider-Man
Peter
I saw that subtle blackmail, just so you know
Now, I have to get back to class since I've been in the bathroom for so long and my class probably thinks I'm in here pooping, but when I get out of school, you're going to be answering a heck ton of questions.
Holy cinnamon rolls I'm freaking out rn
Mr. Tony
You're at school??????
You just got injured!!!
And fine, I guess I'll answer your questions. But please, don't overwhelm me.
