Drarry One Shots

AVPS

If you do't know what  AVPS and AVPM are, you shouldn't even read this, because you will understand nothing. 

Okay, so...this is based off the beginning of AVPS, the start of act one part five on Youtube.

I was re-watching AVPS like the nerd I am, (Boom...username reference) and this came up, and I thought with a few slight changes, this can become a funny, little itty-bitty thing. It will hold no real Drarry. Warning you now.

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The students cheered, along with the teachers; Harry Potter had just been sorted into Gryffindor house! Harry was about to walk off to his friends while fixing his tie. It was a little...tight from when Snape put it on him, and it was choking him.

"Wait, Potter. Your sorting isn't over yet," Snape declared. "The Scarf, of Sexual Preference!" Snape presented as someone Harry couldn't identify brought out a rainbow colored scarf, putting it around his neck.

"Homosexual!" The Scarf declared. Harry shrugged, uncaring. He didn't really know what that meant. He was just eleven, after all.

Walking over to his friends table, and now his table, he fixed his tie. "Hey guys. What you get sorted as?" Harry asked. Though really, it should've been obvious he was talking about the houses.

Hermione and Ron didn't realize that either. "Bi-curious." Ron said.

"Waiting till marriage." Hermione declared. 

Harry laughed. "No, what house did you guys get sorted in?"

"Oh!" They both exclaimed in understanding. "Gryffindor!" They cheered.

"Cool! Me to!" Harry said, sitting down next to them.

~~~Sorry for skipping this bit. I'm trying to make this quick.

Just then, Draco Malfoy walked in. "Well, well, well. Isn't this cute!" He exclaimed, gesturing to the Gryffindors. "Rumors are true. You must be Harry Potter, famous bastard." Draco leered.  "My name, is Draco, Malfoy. I am, a racist," 

Dean stood up, intending to do Merlin knew what before Seamus  pulled him back down. Dean sat, but didn't drop his glare.

"I despise gingers, and Mudbloods," Hermione and Ron looked highly offended. "I hate Gryffindor house," Now the whole house was glaring slightly. "and my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?" Draco asked, sticking his hand out at Harry for Harry to shake.

Harry looked disgusted. "You hate Gryffindor house?" Harry parroted, seemingly ignoring everything else he said. "Get out of my face!" He pushed Draco away slightly be the shoulders. 

Draco skid across the floor slightly on his bottom, dramatically gasping with a highly frazzled look.

"Harry no!" Hermione shouted in warning.

"You are not allowed to touch!" He shouted, getting up with a spin that made his robes whip around him. "Crabbe! Goyal!" He summoned.

"Who dares disturb my slumber?" Goyal shouted, roaring. "Get over here!" He ordered, pointing his wand at Ron who zoomed at him, only to be held tightly, captured. (0_o...I feel wrong, no matter how I type that)

Harry looked over, and found Hermione was being held captive by Crabbe. Oh no! His friends were captured!

"It's clobberin' time!" Goyal announced.

"As you wish, shake them!" Malfoy ordered his minions.

Loyally, Crabbe and Goyal began to shake the two in their grasps.

"Stop! Stop!" Harry begged.

"Yes, yes! How does it feel to watch your friends be tortured?" Malfoy sneered at Harry.

"L-Leave Ron alone you bastard! Just leave him alone!" Harry said, ignoring Hermione. 

"Just be his friend Harry!" Ron begged.

"We'll miss you Harry!" Hermione strained out.

"Feel like being my friend yet, Potter?" Malfoy asked, a gleeful look on his face.

(no longer Starkids work. Now my own)

"Fine! Fine! Just leave Ron alone! Oh, and Hermy-one too!" Harry added in after thought. Crabbe and Goyal stopped, and Malfoy cackled gleefully. 

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Sorry for those who haven't watched AVPM and AVPS, who didn't get this, but...hey, if it makes you feel any better, this and no action besides Harry agreeing to be Draco's friend. Those of you who did read it, and understood it, what did you think?

If you interested in AVPM, and AVPS, AVPM is first. It stands for A Very Potter Musical, and it's on Youtube. AVPS stands for A Very Potter Sequal, and it's also on Youtube. It's made by Team StarKid. You wont regret it, if you have a sense of humor. I swear.