Drarry One Shots

I'm The Only One That's Allowed to Shag Him

Is this going to be short and stupid? Yes.

Will this be pure crack? Probably.

Was this completely based off a gif I found online a while ago? YUP!

Do I regret anything? Hell no!

Do I love the chapter title I came up with? HELL YES!

Oh, I do apologize. I don't remember this part all to well, and I have neither access to the book nor movie, so I can't check. I tried my best, though.

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Harry sat silently on the swing, the wind rocking him back and forth gently. A mother and son where just leaving after a hour of playing, and Harry was finally alone. He basked in the silence, though he had found the childish giggles comforting.

Crunch crunch crunch.

Harry looked up at the sound of gravel getting stepped on and shifted. Dudley and his gang where making their way towards him, walking slowly. Well, more like waddling.

"Hey Big D! You beat up another ten year old?" Harry asked, taunting. Dudley clearly wanted a fight, and it was a fight he would get. Harry had been so agitated lately, with the never ending nightmares and scar prickles.

"This one deserved it! He was asking for it! And I gave it to him." Dudley sneered.

"Oh I'm sure." Harry said sarcastically.

"Well, at least I'm not the one that's scared of my pillow. Cedric! No! Please, not Cedric! Why don't you go run to you're mummy and daddy? Where are you're mummy and daddy, Potter? Are they dead? Who's Cedric? Is he you're boyfriend?" Harry glared spitefully, but held his seat, only just. Dudley and his gang laughed. "I bet you two shagged like rabbits every chance you got, you pounce!" Dudley sneered.

Harry almost got up, he did, but he caught sight of someone he really wanted to see, so the words died in his throat.

"I believe you're mistaken, Dursley. I'm the only one that's allowed to shag him," A regal voice drawled. Harry beamed at Draco. He really loved to surprised visits sometimes.

"You're like him, aren't you? I bet you are! Get out of here, you poof! This is between family," Dudley leered.

"I believe it is my business, as you're clearly upsetting my boyfriend," He drawled, going to stand next to Harry. Harry stood up, a smile on his face, and met Draco halfway. Draco instantly wrapped an arm around Harry, pulling him close. "Those with virgin eyes may want to look away." Draco smirked, before snogging Harry deeply, right there, in the middle of the park, in front of Harry's family.

And Harry loved it. He kissed back roughly, arms around his boyfriends neck. He yelped as Draco groped him, but Harry completely forgot as that talented tongue sought out his own.