Drarry One Shots

They're Pinning, They're Going Barmy, That's Mistletoe, and Flowers! (Request)

HEY GUYS HALLO HOI 'LO HAYA SUP HOWYOUDOIN HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII TIS BEEN AWHILE HOW YOU FUCKERS BEEN? GOOD? GOOD. LET'S GET THIS SHIT FUCKIN STARTED YO. 
Summary-just-in-time-for-Summery: See, our boys are so oblivious that they want each other, they do ridiculous shit to get each others attention and then their too oblivious to notice shit!

Btw this is in a universe where everything is chill. Like, no war, no Voldemort, no nothing. Let's just say Tom Riddle Senior was infertile, yeah? Yeah.

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"Mione?"

"Yes Harry?"

"Why does Malfoy always look so good?"

"It shall forever remain a mystery, Harry."

"But-"

"Oi, mate, stop starin', track attention, you will." Ron said, waving around his fork, a bit of waffle hanging off it. Harry sighed, and tore his eyes away from the blond boy. "Stop your pinning, he'll notice. But that's what you want, isn't it, Harry?" Ron grinned, wriggling his eyebrows. Harry snorted, and pushed Ron over. The redhead laughed.

"But it's different this year!"

"You say that every year, Harry." Hermione murmured.

"I do not!"

"Ron, what'd he say first year?"

"Believe it was something about what a snob he was, how much hair gel he used."

"What does that have to do with anythin-" Harry attempted to protest.

"In second, Harry, you wouldn't stop mentioning that he had grown 'a foot' over the summer." Hermione said.

"I can't comment on someones height, Hermione? Ron does that every year!"

"And in third, oh, what was it again? Something about how he had gotten some muscle."

"Wouldn't shut up about how Malfoy's face had 'thinned' out, and how prominent his cheekbones were." Ron added.

"Are we making fun of Harry's pinning after Malfoy?" Neville interjected suddenly. "It isn't funny anymore."

"Thank you Neville!"

"I mean, it's fifth year. In fourth it was hilarious, since Harry continuously talked about Malfoy's arse and his robes, and his oh-so-dreamy eyes, the color of the sky during a storm over sea-"

"I did not!"

"Oh, but you did, 'Arry." Seamus broke in. Harry made a frustrated noise.