Drarry One Shots

Bloody Muggle Technology (Request)

Dude I started writing this not a minute after I responded to the request this is awesome I love the idea. You are awesome for requesting this, @Sea_horse101

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"Harry..." 

Said man sighed when he heard the whiny voice of his lover, who he had been sharing a flat with for a year and a half now. Draco was still trying to get the hang of somethings, but when ever Draco encountered something Muggle and had trouble with it, he inevitably called for Harry, to the point that the latter knew the tone of voice Draco used when he needed help. 

"Yes, Draco?" Harry called, flipping the bacon over with a fork in one hand and picking some eye boggies out of his eye with the other, his eye watering slightly as he forgot he had glasses and accidentally poking himself in the eye with said glasses. 

"The toast-cooker thingy isn't working," He complained, voice reluctant to admit defeat. 

Harry looked over his shoulder for a moment, spying the blond looking at him, shoulders slumped and arms crossed over his chest, face set into a pout as his hair fell into his eyes. 

"Draco, it's called a toaster. You're twenty one. We've been together for years now. You should know these things." Harry sighed. He turned back to the bacon, eyes rolling. 

"Harry! Why wont it work?" Draco whined, coming up behind his partner and wrapping his arms around his waist, head on Harry's shoulder. 

"Because you're a pureblood who needs help with everything muggle," Harry said, ignoring the blond otherwise. 

"And I have you to help me. Now tell me what I did wrong," He demanded, lips brushing against Harry's ear lobe with each whispered word, making Harry shiver slightly before he focused back on the bacon. 

"Harry, really!" He complains. Sighing, Harry looks over his shoulder to look at the toaster. A second later, he snorted, shaking his head. Draco scowled. Stupid muggle technology.

"You didn't even plug it in."

Draco looked scandalized. "Why would I put its tail in electricity? That's horrible! I would never do something like that! I am not barbaric like muggles! Why would you put its tail in the electricity thingy? It hurts when you put something in there! Don't laugh at me! It does! I'm not putting its tail in the wall thingy!" He shrieked, stepping away from Harry and waving his arms about. 

Harry was shaking with laughter, a fond smile on his face as he turned the burner off on the bacon. He stepped away and wrapped his arms around Draco, who still had a scandalized expression on his face. He backed Draco against the counter gently, his body pinning the blond slightly. 

He gently stood on his toes -he was shorter than the blond by a few inches, annoyingly enough- and kissed the still ranting blond, causing him to quiet. When Harry parted a minute later though, a loving smile on his face Draco narrowed his eyes at the black haired devil. 

"Were you even listening to me Harry James Potter-Malfoy?" 

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Oh mer gurd I loved this. It's short but IT'S SO FLUFFFYYYYYy

That's right..reference...but seriously, thank you to the person who requested this.