I love that you guys are actually sending me things and suggestions for one shots that are totally based off memes. Well, at least one of you have, so far, so, this one was "requested" I guess, by @LachlansFish
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Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy stalked down a corridor at opposite ends. But, due to a sharp corner, neither could see the other.
Both where ticked off, because of their own reasons, which mean both where highly..flammable at the moment.
Draco was mad because while he had been working on an assignment in the library, Pansy had been bothering him, draping herself all over him, touching, as usual, but this time she had knocked over his bottle of ink, sending it splattering across his nearly finished essay.
He had blown up at her, needless to say. Which had resulted in them both getting kicked out of the library. Draco for his shouting, and Pansy for her wailing. The blonde haired girl had been bawling her eyes out because Draco had been shouting at her, the bint.
Harry was just having a bad day. Last night's sleep had brought a number of nightmares. Also, with finals being semi-close, a month and a week away, Hermione had been constantly nagging him to make himself a study guide and to constantly spend his free time studying in the library.
So, when these two flammable boys barreled into each other, heads knocking together painfully, Draco's lips smashing against Harry's cheek and Harry's glasses stabbing Draco in the eye rather painfully, an explosion was sure to happen.
"Watch where you're going, Potter! Oh, wait, you're just a Gryffindork. I imagine that's to difficult of a task for your brain," Draco snarled, gathering his fallen books quickly.
"You want me to watch where I'm going? You ran into me! At least live up to your own mistakes, Malfoy! Oh, wait, you're just a cowardly little Slytherin." Harry sneered, picking himself off the ground.
Draco's face went red with anger, and a shouting match for none but themselves to hear commenced.
"GRYFFINDOR IDIOT!"
"SLYTHERIN SNAKE-BRAIN!"
"HANDSOME ARSE!"
"WONDERFUL GIT!"
Harry opened his mouth to shout again, but the words bouncing off the walls caught up to him.
And it seemed to catch up to Draco as well.
Both just stared at each other, before blood seemed to race with itself as it rushed to their faces. Their faces where bright red and both where awkwardly silent as Harry started to turn away, but stopped himself. He opened his mouth to say something, looked at a red-faced Draco, closed it, and instead walked forward, grabbed Draco by the nape of the neck and dragging him downward in a show of Gryffindor courage.
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Hey! IMPORTANT IMPORTANT!
Anyways, I have made two one shots in this actual story's. Dantiana, and Potions Class Gone Wrong, both under their names. But, only Dantiana is currently published. I plan to upload PCGW later this week, or next. Okay? Okay.
Oh, uh, as I am slowly running out of ideas...send me suggestions? This is a suggestion and idea taking book, ya know. Requests and all that. It's in the description.
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