The next day, Seth and Stefon woke up together.
Seth turned to Stefon and said, "Good morning, Stefon." Stefon smiled at him and replied, "Um... Good morning, Seth Meyers..." Seth then asked, "Are you ready to open another chapter of your life, Stefon?" Stefon looked at Seth, smiled, and nodded.
As both of them made Seth's bed, they went downstairs.
Then, Seth asked, "Do you have time to eat breakfast when you've got some day off?" Stefon nodded and said, "Stefon usually feels satisfied when he eats bacon and scrambled eggs with some toast." Seth replied, "Oh, perfect! Let me cook some breakfast for us." Seth then asked, "Do you partner that with a drink?" Stefon told him, "Iced coffee. But Stefon usually only drinks that after he drinks some glasses of water."
Seth proceeded to the kitchen and started cooking breakfast for both of them.
Once the bacon was finished cooking, Seth prepared some instant coffee in a tall glass while using warm water to dilute it. Once the glass was half full, Seth put some ice cubes that he got from his freezer to fill the glass almost up to its brim.
As he finished Stefon's iced coffee, Seth started setting the dining table up.
When the food was prepared on the table, Seth called Stefon, telling him, "Breakfast is ready, Stefon!" Stefon sat on a chair in Seth's dining room and blurted out, "Wow. These look good, Seth Meyers. And it smells like it, too." Seth smiled and said, "Thanks."
Seth and Stefon started eating afterwards.
Then, Seth said, "Since you said you needed some help writing a resignation letter to where you work, let's make one now." Seth proceeded upstairs back to his room to grab his laptop. When he went back downstairs, he told Stefon, "Let's do it, Stefon."
Seth spent a few hours helping Stefon write a resignation letter to the latter's manager at the strip club where he works using Microsoft Word.
After Seth proofread the letter to make sure it looked and sounded professional, he said, "This seems perfect, Stefon. Now we'll print a copy and fold it so it fits an envelope that you'll give your manager." Stefon nodded and proceeded to save the document. Then, Seth connected the laptop to the printer through a USB port and printed a copy of Stefon's resignation letter on a piece of bond paper.
Once the letter was folded to fit an envelope, Seth turned off his printer and shut his laptop down.
He proceeded to go back upstairs to keep his laptop inside his closet. As he went downstairs, Seth asked, "Do you want me to drive you to that strip club where you work, Stefon?" Stefon looked at Seth and replied, "Um... sure, Seth Meyers... if you insist. I think you remember the directions on how to get there, no?" Seth smiled at him and nodded.
So, Seth and Stefon drove to the club where the latter works.
As soon as Robert saw both of them together, he said, "Oh, hello. What brings you with Zolesky here, Seth Meyers?" Seth replied, "Hi, Robert. I just drove Stefon here today." Stefon added, "Is Mr. Christopher here today? I need to have a word with him." When Robert nodded with a confused look on his face, Stefon went inside the club. Meanwhile, Seth waited for him inside his car, parked at some nearby McDonald's.
Inside the club, Stefon proceeded to Christopher's office.
Then, he knocked on the door. As soon as Christopher saw him, Christopher said, "Come in, Zolesky. The door's open." Stefon went inside and sat on a chair in front of Christopher's table. Christopher then asked, "So, what are you doing here today? Aren't you supposed to perform later tonight?" Stefon gulped nervously and proceeded to hand him the envelope. Christopher was confused, so he asked, "What's this?"
Before Stefon could answer, Christopher decided to open the envelope.
After he finished reading the resignation letter that Stefon created with Seth's help, Christopher sighed and said, "All of us here are going to miss you dearly, Zolesky. But, I understand your want to pursue other endeavors, and I'll be more than glad to help you out in anyway." Stefon felt confused, so he asked, "What... do you mean, Sir?"
Christopher proceeded to look through his drawers from his table.
Once he found some money, he started counting some bills. As he finished, Christopher grabbed a rubber band and tied the bills up with it. Then, he said, "Here, Zolesky. Take this as your reward for your fame in this industry. Thank you so much for your loyalty in this club, and for entertaining our clientele all these years. We're extremely sad to see you go, but you'll be offered great opportunities out there."
Stefon smiled at Christopher and gave him a hug.
Then, he said, "Thank you, too, Mr. Christopher, for... seeing potential in me that nobody saw before I started working here. This is not the last time we'll meet, I can promise you that." Christopher replied, "You'll make it out there, Zolesky. I know you will."
Stefon stood up from the chair that he sat on and proceeded to make his way out of the club.
To be continued in Part 6...
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Directed by Destiny (A SethFon AU)
FanfictionThis is a story about actor and television host Seth Meyers, and Weekend Update's correspondent for New York City, Stefon Zolesky (portrayed by Bill Hader on Saturday Night Live). Don Roy King, the show's current director, dies a few years after Lor...