The new kid

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Fade in to space where the Mother of Invention is seen flying through space. Cut to Washington, Rhode Island and York staring downwards between North Dakota's legs.

FREELANCER TRAINING FACILITY, MANY YEARS AGO...

Washington: I expected it to be... bigger.

York: Why? You've seen mine. It's small too.

Rhode: (snorts)

Wash: Yeah, but he's green.

York: How does that even make sense?

North Dakota: Hey Wash, quit staring. You're making it nervous.

Wash: Yeah, it's just... they're so small!

York: Small, yeah! But you wouldn't believe what it can do!

Rhode: (chuckles)

North: Besides, you better get used to it. You're going to have one of your own, soon enough.

South comes to see what they're all looking at

South: (scoffs) Give me a break.

South walks away. North looks down.

North: It's alright Theta, come on out. People just want to say hello to you.

The camera pans down to reveal Theta, a blue and red multi-colored A.I., hiding behind North's left leg, he peeks out and looks at North.

Theta: (in a child-like voice) I don't know. There's so many of them. And they're so... big.

Wash: See! I'm not the only one who thinks size is important.

York: I'm just going to let that one go...

Rhode: Same.

North: It's okay Theta. They're all friends of mine. For reasons beyond my comprehension.

Theta appears above North's shoulder

Theta: They're looking at me.

North: That's because they want to meet you.This is York, Rhode and Wash.

Wash: Hey there little....computer....dude.

York: Give it a rest, Wash. Theta, I have a friend just like you. His name is Delta.

Theta appears in front of York.

Theta: Really?

York: Yeah!! Here, you-you wanna say hello to him?

North: Um....York?

York: It's okay, man. Just for a second.

Delta appears in front of York

Delta: Hello Theta. I am Delta. It is nice to meet you.

Theta: (nervously) Hello.

North: See? Everybody here is nice. Isn't that right, Delta?

Delta: Agent North, I do not feel qualified to make a judgement about humans with whom I have only limited experience. Also, "nice" is a rather subjective term for-

York: Delta!

Delta: Oh yes!! Everyone here is "nice".....within standard acceptable deviations.

York: DELTA!!!

North gestures to his sister.

North: And that's my sister over there, South. We're twins.

Camera shows South leaning against a wall, watching them.

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