Just ships I'm no longer into but the stories are cute

ITS X PAPY's BIRTHDAY

"BITCHES!!!!" Cross ran into the room where Nightmare, Dream, Epic, Killer, Blue, Horror, and Al were sitting in. He looked panicked and speechless.
"WHAT IS IT BRUH?!" Epic got up from his seat and gripped Cross's shoulders as he shook him.
"It's...its...paps birthday!!!" Cross wheezed out, Epic gasped, eyes shining and wide.
"It is? Huh, why hasn't anyone said anything?! It's like 1 in the afternoon!" Blue got up, grabbing Al by the arm who was startled by being dragged out her daze, watching something called Hazbin hotel for the millionth time for clues.
"We have to get him a gift!" Blue said, also grabbing Dream and dragging them both out the room, Horror got up and just followed, seeming interested in whatever the blue berry had planned.
"I'm...lost one so many levels of what is even happening right now" Killer blinked, Nightmare only made a small noise that basically let everyone know he was at least present in the conversation.
"Guys! We have to bake him a cake!" Cross yelled, Epics eyes got wider. "Yes bruh!" Epic started jumping like an excited toddler over candy.
"We what now?" Killer blinked even more, this wasn't happening right?
...right?
"You! You beta orbiter male! You're going to help us" Epic pointed at Killer, Nightmare busted out laughing and pointed to Killer wheezing "beta male". Nightmare then continued to laugh as Killers face went red.
"That's right! We are alpha gamers and your going to help us with your whining!" Cross pointed at him, Nightmare almost fell on the floor laughing, he was laughing so hard he was crying, not in all his years had he heard something so stupid but so funny.
(This is a snap cube joke, go watch the fan dub of sonic 06 by snap cube and come back)
"This is not funny" Killer hissed, getting up with a huff.
"I will help you only cause I want TOO" killer screeched, and that started Nightmares laughing fit all over again.
"Maybe we should keep doing that I've never seen that bruh laugh so hard" Epic whispered to Cross, Cross nodded in agreement.
"Let's go" Killer growled, storming past the two, the two now wore triumphant grins and followed behind him.
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"So now that you dragged us by force to the store, what are you thinking of getting him?" Al hissed, hands on her hips as she looked at the excited Blueberry that was jumping up and down in excitement. Dream was beside him with a warm smile, as he usually did, and was trying to calm Blue down.
"We should get him something nice!" Blue chirped, Al facepalmed.
"The only thing that makes this worth while is I'm watching Horror chase birds" that was when Al gestured to Horror, who was indeed chasing a flock of birds like a dog. He was jumping in the air and snapping his massive jaws trying to grab one of the birds in the air.
He missed.
"No! Horror! Bad! We don't chase birds!" Blue chased after him, leaving Al and Dream to themselves.
"Should we think of a gift while they are busy?" Asked Dream looking at Al, who for a human, was incredibly short.
"Yeah, I think so, let's see, I know he likes plushy things or at least I think, I also know he loves his brother, I think he also likes pasta, so maybe run with something along those lines oh! And weapons!" Al snapped her fingers at the thought.
Dream hummed in thought for a moment.
"Aren't we near a antique store?" Dream asked suddenly.
"Yeah?" Al answered, grinning.
"Down 4th street?" Dream pointed down the road the were on which was indeed 4th street.
"Yeah! A block from here actually!" Maybe they could get the poor bastard a gift.
Al wondered what the hell the others were doing now though...
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"Bitch! Stir!" Epic yelled, these morons were stirring a premade cake batter like they did it by hand. Killer stood back and watched with mild amusement as the idiots were destroying the cake batter. How? By adding way to many eggs and what they thought was honey.
The honey was glue from the kids art projects.
And now the batter was solidifying, which was funny to watch as the mixing spoon got stuck in the batter.
Quite the sticky situation.
Nightmare came in and witnessed the madness, a small grin on his face.
"Did you text Dream to pick up a back up cake?" Killer whispered, Nightmare's grin widen slightly.
"Oh you're cruel...perfect" Killer grinned, Nightmare snorted, Nightmare had this way of talking without having to speak, and Killer had learned the language.
The idiots then finally got the spoon out and poured the disgusting substance in a cake pan. Baking it as high as the over would go and dramatically slamming the oven closed.
"We did it!" Cross spoke as he held his hand up, receiving a high five from Epic.
"Killer thanks for uh...nothing I guess but good job!" Epic said aloud, Killer just mumbled "Don't mention it" and proceeded to follow Nightmare out the room.
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"Horror put that down! You can't eat it! You don't know where's it's been!" Blue hissed as he snatched a stuffed beaver from Horrors jaws, the antique store held many goodies and exciting items but the ones the group were interested in were the old school weaponry.
They had katanas, ninja stars, guns, etc. Yet one caught Dreams eye, it was white and black with gold markings engraved into the blade, looked like a generals sword.
"That one" Dream pointed to it, Al got a look at it and nodded.
"Matches him well" Al mumbled before turning to the clerk, who looked terrified of the beast trying to eat the stuffed animals.
"Blue! Cmon dude! Don't be nice, you have to be the top for once!" Al screeched as Blue was trying to get a teddy bear out of Horrors teeth.
"The...what?" Dream looked insanely confused as Al realized what she just said.
"Uh....I meant assertive...don't worry about it" Al rubbed her temples with one hand as she used the other to slowly pull her wallet out her back pocket and pay for the sword.
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"The cake is done!" Cross announced, now for some reason this damn cake looked perfect, like an actual cake. Killer was slightly unsettled by the cake looking good. Editable even.
"How did you guys even...you know I'm not questioning it anymore" Killer rubbed his skull at the raw confusion that was flowing through him.
"Wow, you guys actually didn't fuck it up" Nightmare said that even though he knew damn well that cake was very much fucked up.
"Yeah! Points for us!" Epic gave Cross another high five as they celebrated their success. Even though they had no clue about the glue.
That's when Dream, Horror, Blue and Al came into the room.
"Whoa! Nothings destroyed, progress" Al commented, Dream hit her in the arm.
"Ow! Dream that actually hurt" Al hissed, rubbing her arm.
"A cake!" Blue jumped up and down at the sight of it.
Al looked at Nightmare and all he did was give her a evil grin.
She immediately knew not to touch that fucking cake.
She gave Dream a look that told him to not eat the cake as well.
"Well what are we waiting for! Let's go get birthday boy!" Cross then ran out the room with Epic on his heels.
Papyrus loved his gift and pretended to love the cake, cause no one had time to warn him before it was rudely shoved into his mouth. Horror DIDNT eat anyone or anything shockingly this time and all was well within the halls of the studio.
Happy birthday X papy! Can't wait for season two of underverse!