You're an idiot // Winterfalcon

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"Sam."

"Yeah what is it?" I was woken up to Bucky tapping my shoulder in the middle of the night,

"I can't sleep."

"That's not my problem?"

"It is because I'm bored! Entertain me!"

"By doing what exactly?"

"I dunno just do something."

"Im tired Jamie, go to sleep."

"I can't that's the point!" He groaned,

"Jeez your starting to sound like Loki. Your not 8 months pregnant are you?"

"No, I'm not."

"Then try and sleep!"

"Fine." I tried to go back to sleep myself but Bucky's tossing and turning kept me awake till there was no chance I was getting to sleep.

"Okay, I'm up what are we doing." I said yawning and sitting up."

"Yes! Let's go downstairs!" Bucky said dragging me out of bed.

"Buck I'm not dressed." I said and he stopped.

"Oh right." He laughed as I threw some clothes on then followed him out of my room.

"What are we doing?"

"We're getting drunk."

"Are you sure. Us drunk isn't the best idea, remember what happened last time."

"Yes Sam I do. But that doesn't matter now, let's get drunk!" He grabbed two beers from the cooler and passed me one.

"Fine." I took at swig of my beer feeling the cool liquid go down my throat.

After a few drinks me and Bucky were hammered. His super soldier serum never interfered with his ability to control his alcohol which was one of the things Steve's did.

"Your pretty." I said stumbling to the sofa.

"Yeah, I am pretty!"

"Your supposed to say thank you idiot!" I slurred laying down. Bucky moved my legs sitting down and placing them back on top of his lap.

"I'm sorry, thank you for saying I'm pretty. I very much agree!" I laughed at him. After a few moments of silence I spoke again.

"Why do you like getting drunk Jamie?"

"Helps me forget my problems!" He said talking another drink of the beer in his hand.

"Oh my god same! Twins!" I said laughing.

"We're a mess Sam."

"I know." I sighed also drinking.

"What are you two doing up?" Loki said waddling downstairs. I fought the urge to laugh at the way he walked.

"We're getting drunk how about you?" I said and Loki rolled his eyes taking the beer off us.

"Hey! No fair!" Bucky wined.

"You two need sleep, let's go upstairs." He said and I sighed sitting up.

"And what if I don't wanna!"

"Well you don't have a choice I-" Loki cut himself off and I frowned.

"What is it," I asked as he held his stomach.