Teen Fortress (Old Version)

Meet Their Medic, Hilda (2,000 Read Special Part 1)

Third Person P.O.V 

        It is around 9:00 and it's the middle of battle. "Ya guys are like a bunch of filthy animals! Oh wait, filthy animals are cleaner than you are!" Christine yelled down to the entire BLU team (except John) from a ledge she ran up via trail. Team BLU ignored her. 

        That's when Sarah ran up next to her. "Let the expert do it." She said quietly to Christine.

        "All ye guys are gonna die Virgins! Ye know why, because a lass doesn't even have to look at ye to know that you have record small dicks! She will also know you suck in bed!" The boys all looked up at her in unison and ran after the two REDs.

        "Oh. Crap." Sarah said as her eyes widened. "RUN" Christine yelled as bullets and missiles flew past the two and they bolted off towards their battlements room, team BLU following. 

        "WHY WOULD YA TELL THEM SOMETHING LIKE DAT?! I WANTED TO ANNOY THEM NOT PISS THEM OFF!" Christine screamed as they ran from the heard of pissed boys. "Well I'm sorry, I didn't think they'd get that mad!" Sarah said back.

        "HOW?! You said how they're never gonna have a girl friend, how they have small you-know-whats and how they're bad in bed! Three things you DON'T tell a dude!" Christine yelled back.

        When she looked back down, she saw a badly placed rock and tripped. Christine went flying into Sarah, who somehow managed to run ahead.The two girls started freaking out on the ground. That's when Christine noticed a rocket coming strain for them.

        "Oh shi-" Christine started but was cut off once the rocket hit it's target. The two went flying into  the window of their destination and could not go any farther. "MEDIC!" The two said s they slid off of the window.   

        The battlements room was one of the ones with an operating room attached to the back, making it paradise to any medic. It was currently in use by a certain leader, Hilda Heilburg.

        She stands at about five feet and six inches and is slightly thin but slightly muscular from the weight of her medi-gun. Her strait, long, raven hair goes half way down her back and two locks sit on her chest. Her eyes are a shade of grayish-blue and she has a soft, kind gaze.

        Right now, in the middle of a surgery she is not in her battle uniform. She's wearing a V-neck t-shirt, dark blue skinny jeans and knee-high combat boots. Her battle uniform is the same thing but with a lab coat, red surgical gloves and her medi-gun.   

        "And I knew zat I vas gonna fail. So finally, I vas like "C'mon you haf to help me!" in German of course, I vas still in Deutschland at the time. So he vas like "fine, I'll do it because you're my hot friend"." Hilda said to Sasha, struggling not to laugh the who time and finally was able to let it all out. Meanwhile, the song: Prescription by Mindless self-indulgence was playing the back round. (It's the song up top.) 

        Sasha took a quick second to process the whole story and laughed hysterically with her. After a few seconds, the two where finally able to pull themselves together. "Anyvay, zats how I got my friends to help me cheat on, like, all of my medical exams." Hilda said and Sasha's eyes widened in shock because the girl who's performing her surgery just told her she cheated to get out of medical school. 

        Hilda took notice of Sasha's expression. "Vat, I still payed attention in school. Und, I also got lessons from my Vati. So, I'm more prepared zan any other medic from RIMU." Hilda said.    

        Just then Archimedes popped his head out of the gigantic whole in Sasha body."Archimedes! Vat zee hell! It's not nice to nest in the bodies of living people." Hilda said and shooed the dove out of Sasha.