Teen Fortress (Old Version)

Teen Fortress Hunger Games Simulator

So today, I decided to run the characters through the Hunger Games Simulator ( http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/disclaimer.php ) 

NOW PLACE YOUR BETS AND MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN THEIR FAVOR: 

-The Bloodbath- 

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Erik retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.

Mark clutches a first aid kit and runs away.

Nikolai runs away from the Cornucopia.

Blake retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia. (How many tridents are there?)

Belle runs into the cornucopia and hides. 

Clyde runs away from the Cornucopia.

Luke falls into a pit and dies. (*Slow Claps* NICE JOB LUKE!)

Chase takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia. (Okay, so I'm guessing the Cornucopia is filled with Sickles and Tridents.)

Marzi stays at the cornucopia for resources. (And sickles and tridents. And to be killed by Belle.)

Casimir runs away from the Cornucopia.

Kyle takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia. (See what I said? Sickles and Tridents)

Christine runs away from the Cornucopia.

Bleep sets an explosive off, killing Dustin, and Charlotte. (Isn't that Sarah's job? Plus shouldn't the two have been able to tell if Bleep had an explosive?) 

Sarah finds a canteen full of water.

Allie runs away from the Cornucopia.

John finds a canteen full of water.

Hilda runs away from the Cornucopia.

Sasha snatches a pair of sais.

Aussie runs away from the Cornucopia.

Enzo breaks Inferno's nose for a basket of bread. (HOW?! IT SHOULD BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND!)

Jade runs away from the Cornucopia. (die) 

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-Day One- 

Hilda chases Bleep. (She only wants to give you a hug ):

Casimir tends to Erik's wounds. 

Chase, Nikolai , Sarah, and Marzi raid Belle 's camp while she is hunting. (BELLE DOES NOT AND COULD NOT HUNT, EVEN IF HER LIFE WAS ON THE LINE!)

Inferno receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Blake receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor. 

Allie fishes.

Christine questions her sanity. (^Hey, It's the All-American Trio^) 

Jade fishes. (YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT EITHER)

Enzo tries to spear fish with a trident.

John questions his sanity. (Hey! Your Girlfriend is too! You two could be the insane couple don the street.)

Clyde searches for firewood.

Mark discovers a river. 

Kyle and Aussie split up to search for resources.

Sasha tries to sleep through the entire day. (Sasha. You may have dealt with a lot of bears in your life time, BUT BEING IN THE HUNGER GAMES DOESN'T MEAN YOU BECOME ONE!) 

Three Cannon Shots Can Be Heard In The Distance: Luke, Dustin, Charlotte (RIP IN PASTA)

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-Night One- 

Kyle looks at the night sky.

Sarah and Blake tell stories about themselves to each other. 

Enzo, Casimir, and Inferno sleep in shifts. (And then Inferno burns them. Lol jk jk, I wish)

Nikolai his sanity.

Allie and Erik talk about the tributes still alive. (STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT)

Chase stays awake all night.

Christine fends Sasha, Clyde, Aussie and away from her fire. (How did she manage that?)

Bleep receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor. (Jeez, How many explosives is she even gonna get? Does she even know how to use all of them?)

Mark thinks about home.

Belle , Marzi , Jade, and John tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood. 

Hilda receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.