Teen Fortress (Old Version)

If They Were in Expiration Date (Part One) (1000 Read Special)

Chapter Summary: 

        The team finds out that they only have three days to live. Christine wants to get her dad with Miss Pauling. She then finds out of the Love Police, a handful of team mates who are match makers and masters of romance. She decides that if joins them, she will be able to fulfill her goal. There is only one issue, the leader of this group is Belle. 

Christine's P.O.V 

        It's just another day at base and a handful of team members went to go infiltrate the BLU's base. Speaking of which, they've just pulled in. Every one gets out, except for my dad, so he must be talking to Miss Pauling.

        I run to the front of the van to listen to their conversation. To my disappointment, it isn't going too well.  Miss Pauling's busy and other people with guns found her. "Asking out zat dead dial tone I zee" Spy said and my dad told him to go to hell.

        The rest of my team slowly gathered around where Medic and Engineer have been working most the day. I climbed up on the platform of a sleight of stairs with Alli and Blake. "What have you two egg heads been working on?" My dad said and threw the keys, no one catched it. 

        Engi explained how they've been doing experiments on the teleporter. Then, a piece of bread appeared. Medic broke it in half and it turns out that it's filled with tumors. Sasha, who was eating a sandwich, threw it out and then threw up into the trash can.

        Well, it turns out that those things have been filling us with tumors since day one. Spy asked how long we have.

        Medic starts walking around doing math stuff and figures out we have three days to live. And since the medi-gun only revives people who've died of unnatural causes, it the end of the line for both teams.

        Wait a second, We've only been here for a little more than two weeks. So, that means we have more than three days to live. I lean over, start whispering to Alli and Blake puts her head in too to hear what's going on.

        "Hey, Alli, I know dat every time I've used ya teleportas (once), I've been getting tumas. So, does dis mean we're not gonna die in dree days. Right?" I whispered and Alli's face grew red. 

        "Well, the thing that's giving us tumors is turned a lot lower on my daddy's. I turned it up because if it was at the same level that my daddy's is, it would take time us to adjust. So, this means that means that we all have the same amount of tumors as our daddies." She said and Blake and I gave her a look.

-Half An Hour Later- 

        After the breaking news, Hilda called a team meeting. Now my team and I circle the medi-bay, sitting on things or standing. I'm sitting between Alli and Blake like when we heard the news. Hilda's not in the room yet. 

        "Hey Alli! Ve're not gonna die right?" Jade yelled in panic and Alli was about to speak up but was cut off by Bleep's muffles. In seconds, the entire team was in chaos and bombarding Alli. Sarah even yelled "KILL HER!" and half the team agreed. 

        One side of the room was yelling at the other, not giving each other time to finish each other's sentence. The other side of the room was in favor of killing Alli for her 'crimes', Sarah being the loudest, and we're in favor of keeping her safe, Aussie being our loudest.

        "ENOUGH!" Hilda screamed as she walked into the middle of the circle with papers in hand.

        "Keep yourzeves togzer. Ve're still a team, you can leave vhen you die and feel free to donate your body to science." Hilda started and one of the doves, I think it's name is Archimedes flew and landed on her head.