*WARNING!!!- FALLING COWS AHEAD!!!!*
Alli sat trying to repair a sentry gun of hers that wasn't working properly. It finally started working again. "Finally. It took long enough. I knew I could get you working again." Alli told the sentry gun.
"Exterminate." the sentry said in a rather robotic voice. "What is the h-" "EXTERMINATE!" "Okay. This is starting to get scary. I never pro-" "EXTERMINATE!!!" The sentry screamed and the every sentry in the garage blew up.
-Hours Later-
When the sentries blew up, Alli was blown into a wall and had a concussion. Her and the room was now covered in black soot. No one even realized the blast happened. Until now.
Alli just started to come to when Blake burst the door down. "DAMN IT BAKE, IT TOOK ME FIVE MINUTES TO MAKE THAT DOOR! FIRST ALL OF MY SENTRIES GO ALL DALEK AND BLOW UP AND NOW EVEN MY DOOR IS TOTALED. THANKS OBAMA!" Alli immediately screamed at the girl.
"Oh sorry, I just burst in here to tell you that it's raining milk. Hallelujah!" Blake said and opened the garage door. Just like Blake had said, it's raining milk.
The two joined their team, who where also standing in the milk rain. "Oi, where's Jade?" Aussie asked and Christine gave her a glare. "Taking her beauty nap." Belle replied. "HEY JADE! IT'S RAININ' MILK. HALLELUJAH! Belle called and you could hear Jade run out the back door.
"If this is milk, why is it yellow?" Jade yelled from the other side of the base. "We probably should have told her that it's raining piss over there." Aussie said. Jade must have heard this because she magically appeared over there, covered in yellow liquid with a look of pure horror.
It stopped raining, Sarah was looking up. "It's raining men. Hallelujah!" She yelled. "What do you mean it's r-" Belle started and all of a sudden, a shirtless Erik fell out of the sky.
He was followed by the rest of team BLU, all shirtless and somehow unharmed. Then Kyle fell out of the sky. "KYLE?! I ZOUGHT YOU VERE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!" Hilda yelled, shocked to see her 'dead' boyfriend.
"Oh yeah... That's right..." Kyle said and poofed from existence. "Aw..." Hilda said, slouched over with her arms hanging. "How the hell..." Aussie started, staring at the boys. "I don't know eizer. I vas sitting on my couch and zen zis happened." Erik said as he got up.
"Erik! I didn't know you have abs!" Christine yelled, staring at Erik's flawless abs, which weren't huge, yet still flawless with a six-pack included. *Insert lens flare here*
"Vell, when you have to carry a VERY heavy duel-nossel medi-gun, it tends to happen. Plus, I'm considered zee hottest member of team Blu for a reason." Erik said as he got up with a sly smirk and flex his muscles.
"You're not considered-" Mark started to say but Erik cut him off. "SHUT UP MARK! NOBODY LIKES YOU!" Erik screamed and Mark disappeared from the corner in that scene you made up in your mind.
"If y'all really want to know what's going on, look up." Dustin, team BLU's engineer said. They all looked up.
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Teen Fortress (Old Version)
FanfictionTen teenage girls from all over the world will come together in the RED base calling them selves team RED like the nine mercenaries who just so happen to be their fathers. They came here because the Rixon International Military University, or RIMU f...
