Teen Fortress (Old Version)

Meet Their Sniper, Aussie (2,000 Read Special Part 2)

Aussie sat in front of the camera at a desk. "So, tell us a little bit about your job. Miss... Aureylian. Did I say it right?" The interviewer asked, looking at a clipboard.

"Yea, but most people call me Aussie." Aussie replied. Aussie had hazel eyes, long, wavy, reddish-brown hair, light skin despite a life under the desert sun and; of course; an Australian accent. (I put a look-alike up top. That is what Aussie looks like pretty much.)

She is wearing a red plaid shirt, jeans with a red bandanna hanging out of her right back pocket, a pair of cowgirl boots and a pair of pink classic sunglasses.

"So, Aussie, tell us about your job as a Sniper." "Well, snipin' is a good job, mate. It's challengin', but at the end of a battle, you will naut be hungry." Aussie said. "And why aren't you 'hungry' at the end of a battle?" The interviewer asked.

"Well, mate, isn't it obvious? No matter what, someone is gonna want someone else dead. Somethin' my Dad told me." Aussie said and put her legs up on the desk.

"Speaking of things your dad told you, what are his words of wisdom? For you of course." The interviewer asked.

"Well, most dads tell their kids things lok 'go to college' or 'when one door closes, another opens.' but not my dad. His words of wisdom are the rules of being true professional sniper." Aussie said with a small smirk.

"And those are..." The interviewer asked, hoping Aussie would tell him. Instead she took an IPhone with a case that says I <3 Daryl Dixon on it. (That is a legit phone case, just google 'The Walking Dead Phone cases', go to images and it will should one of the first pictures that pops up)

"Oh look at the time. I better get to Sheila's house before her and Mark have a naughty. I get payed to be sex protection. You guys can come too. I just need to make a stop to the bathroom." Aussie said and got up. The camera crew followed.

-Later-

Aussie walked up to the house and walked in like she lived there. She went strait up to Sheila's, low behold, Mark and Sheila were in bed together. Aussie made it into the room just before Mark could do anything censored.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL AUSSIE?!" Mark basically screamed at the girl. "Oh, I'm sorry mate. Here, have this soda I was going to drink." Aussie said and offered him an open soda can.

"What did ya do to it." Mark asked when he took the can in his hand. "Nothin'." Aussie said and Mark took a sip.

"What is this stuff? It tastes good." Mark said. "Can I have some?" Shelia asked as she crawled over to where he's sitting. He was about hand it to her but Aussie spoke first. "No."

"Why can't she have any?" "Drink my piss." Aussie said and Mark shot her a look. "What?" He asked. "Drink. My. Piss." Aussie spat and Mark's expression changed to pure horror when he realized what she meant.

He was drinking Aussie's piss. "Do you have any STDs?" Mark asked. "Yea, herpes from your mum." Aussie said with a grin (She's kidding btw). "Oh god. I just drank my mum's-"

Mark ran into the bathroom and began to throw up. "What the hell is wrong with you?" Shelia yelled at Aussie with a disused look. "Don't yell at me, yell at ya dad, he's the one who pays me to do this stuff." Aussie said and walked out of the room.

On the way out she walked by Saxon Hale how passed her an $100 bill as she walked by and walked out.

-Later-

Aussie was sitting in her dad's van when her phone started ringing. She looked at. "Oh. It's my grandparents. Yea, they don't exactly approve of my job. At all, so bare with me." Aussie said and answered it.

-Five Minutes Later-

"Granddad. I am not a crazed guns woman, I'm an assassin." Aussie said. "The difference is that one is what I do for a living and the other is a mental sickness that I do not have." Aussie yelled into the phone.

"Comparing me to Dad. Is that an insult? Comparing me to your son, how nice." Aussie was obliviously getting frustrated. "No. I am not on my period. Ya know what?! Why don't you put either my Mum or Grand-mum on the phone?" Aussie said and sighed.

-Over the Next Fifteen Hours-

Aussie set her phone with the time-lapse camera on next to herself while she sat in her nest with an ear-bud in her right ear listening mainly rock and alternative music.

The only real changes throughout the 15 hours were the jars of pee filling up, taking a sip of coffee from a mug that said: #1 Sniper chick and when she would disappear for a few seconds to eat or whatever.

The next day, the camera crew caught her climbing up a ladder that goes up to a REALLY good sniping spot in the middle of the BLU territory. A few ours went by when she saw the BLU patrol coming in.

She put the cross hairs on Nikolai's head and fired. The bullet went strait through his head and hit Mark's can of Pepsi. The can exploded, causing Mark to fall off the bar he was sitting on and fall into some explosions.

"Ha! That's what you get for being a bitch you dog!" Aussie yelled down to him. "Oh, I think they see me now." Aussie said and the other team started shooting at her.

"Yes, yes they did." Aussie said, squatted and started shuffling away. Later, she had a battle in which the camera crew followed. "So I see you like music. What would you consider to be the song that fits your personality most?" The interviewer asked, careful not to attract attention.

"Anything by Digital Daggers and maybe Linkin Park." Aussie whispered, trying to focus on her work rather than talk. "Do you usually listen to music while doing this?" "Yea. Isn't it obvious."

"Well, this is going to be the last question I'll ask you. What advice would you give to a sniper just starting out that the instructors at RIMU wouldn't give them?" The interviewer asked.

"Well remember when you asked me about my dad's words of wisdom? Well here they are:"

"Be polite." The interviewer edited in a part where Aussie stabbed Enzo in the chest with her kukri. When he hit the ground, Aussie did a quick two finger salute.

"Be efficient." The scope of Aussie killing Casimir, Inferno and Clyde.

"And have a plan to kill everyone you meet." Aussie said and fired her gun.

Author's Note:

G'day everyone! I forgot to put out an author's note in the last part because of excitement. I will put things in after the author's notes like there are parts at the end of Meet the series videos. The nine parts 2,000 read special will be spread out in groups of three because I want to get things moving along here. I might publish a part before publishing part three of the special. If that happens, I will put part three before the part next to this one so they are together, as with all the other nine parts of the special. Also I recently published a book call 'After The End' which is a Walking Dead fanfiction. (It makes since that I would put that in this part because Aussie is probably the biggest fictional Walking Dead fan). So, I hope you vote, comment, follow and most important; Enjoy!!!!

"Hold up a second. You mean that you have a plan to kill your team, your family, your friends and anyone else you love?" The interviewer asked in a bit of shock.

"Yea. What if they tried to kill me or betrayed me. I've had loved ones do that before. I need to have a plan to kill everyone and anyone. It's actally the reason I didn't die in some instances." Aussie said not picking up on why it's so horrible.

"That's sick." The interviewer commented. "You've seen me legit kill people and make Mark drink pee. You had no problem with that. How is it when I tell you something that might not be literal and you lash out?" Aussie said, starting to get super annoyed.

"You're worse than both my grandparents combined. I hope you're proud because you are a true di-" And that's where the interview video cut off.