"C'mon boss~" KiriDeku {MHA} fanfiction.

part 45

"Izu can we leave. This is boring." Right when he says it a waiter comes towards is with drinks.
"Would you like to order something young sirs?" Eijiro looks at the waiter.
"Just a coke please. Eiji?" I glance at Eijiro. The waiter does too.
"A coke for me as well." He sighs. I smile slightly as the waiter looks at me once more. I realized that everyone at the event looked at me with slight fear in their eyes.
"Let's finish those drinks and if nothing interesting happens we'll leave." I promise.
"Fine." He grumbles. I nod. The waiter comes back after a few minutes with two glasses.
"Here you go." The waiter turns to me after setting down our glasses. He hands me a small note.
"I was told to give this to you." He states before rushing back to the kitchens.
I unfold the note and raise an eyebrow.
"I don't think we're gonna stay a little longer." I tell Eijiro.

"Young sirs Deku and Eiji please come to the back rooms as quickly as possible. They're not planning on having a normal party."
Not a normal party? I show Eijiro the note and he gets up.
"Let's go then. I've been getting bad vibes here since they called you onto stage." He mutters. I nod and put back on my coat.
"Now I know why Sensei never went here." We start walking towards the exit and the host Hioma comes rushing towards us.
"Is there an issue young sirs?" I shake my head.
"No. We just have somewhere else to be." Hioma's always so friendly smile turns into a frown.
"Didn't you boys get the memo? No one leaves until the event had officially ended." He's trying to make us stay. Eijiro squeezes my hand nervously.
"I'm sorry but we have other places to be." I say as I try pushing past Hioma. I get pushed back by the taller guy.
"I said. No one leaves." Multiple people turn to us. Great.
"And I have places to be." I repeat as I pull my gun.
"I should've known this wasn't a good idea." Eijiro groans. Hardening his hands. Multiple guards take a step towards us, though, they realize I'm the one with the gun and take like 5 steps back.
"Aww are you people really scared of an 18 year old boy?" I taunt. They look at each other in the realization. They come walking towards me as Hioma puts his hands in the air.
"Hm. Homocide wasn't on my calendar today.." I mutter smiling.
"It's not on anyone's calendar." One of the guards protests.
"Oh it is on mine, just not till Wednesday." I say, still smiling. The guards reach Eijiro first. "Awh man I'd hoped this could go easy, hey boss, can I kill 'em?" He asks. I nod. The guards jump him all at once, the people around us simply watching this occur.
"You never intended for this to be a peaceful event did you Hioma?" The host shakes his head, still with his hands in the air.
"What is all this then?" I ask. Pushing the front of my gun against his forehead. One of the guards makes his way to me and I easily push him off by grabbing a knife and pushing it up against his chest.
"You're a rude guy. stay back please." I tell him with a sweet smile.
"Villains will pay a ton of money to become the number one. guess who holds that spot right now?" He points at the big screen hanging from the wall. It's a leader board with villain rankings.
"Me." I state without even looking at the board. "Correct." Hioma says. Stain stands up from his table and walks towards us. Annoying as he is, he still owes me a favor for the time I let him stay with the league. He starts holding the guards away from me and the host.
"How much money did they pay you to assassinate me?" I ask curiously. Hioma smiles and holds up an envelope which is obviously filled with money.
"A few million yen." I feel the blood drain from my face, though a smirk forms on my lips.
"And what will happen when you fail?" I ask the man. He turns slightly pale.

"They'll kill me." I pull the trigger, the envelope flies out of his hands and I catch it swiftly.
"I'll do them the favor." Hioma drops to the floor, eyes wide in shock and blood gushing from his forehead.
"Thanks for the money whoever wants me dead~" I taunt to the people around me. One person comes walking towards me, a bird mask covering the majority of his face.

"Well, well, well if it isn't the one and only abusing bitchass." I groan as I point my gun at him.
"You took my quirk!" He yells. "And you abused your daughter." I spit back, Overhaul looks at my gun, then back at me.
"I can't do anything because you took my quirk." I lower my gun with a blank look. "Am I a joke to you?" I ask frowning. Reminding him that I spend my whole life without a quirk. Eijiro and Stain finish off the last few guards and turn to me and Overhaul.
"I'm gonna kill you this time." I state as I put my gun up again. "Catch me first." Overhaul tells me. I gesture at Stain and Eijiro and they immediately hold him by both arms and struggle him to his knees.
"Alright we caught you, any last words?" I ask smiling playfully. No answer. Overhaul just looks at me with a cold glare. I swear if looks can kill I would've been dead 28 times by now. (Don't ask how I know that so specifically)
"Ok bye~" I say as I crouch down and shove my gun against his mouth and pull the trigger. "Anyone else?" Dead silence in the room. Though multiple people come forward and try attacking me. they storm me from two sides and I simply have to jump up and bash their heads together with my feet, one of their skulls are visible and the other guy is knocked out cold. Stain finishes him off with one of his blades (Which he has stolen back from the security guards).
"That's 4 today already."
I yawn as three more people approach me, Eijiro catches one and bashes his head into a sharpened, hard hand. Stain easily slices the second one. and I shoot the last one.
"Five."

1 hour later the whole room is filled with bodies. and none of them belong to me, Eijiro or Stain. My kill count has gone up by almost 300 in 1 hour. jezus Christ. Eijiro looks at me, all of us are covered in blood.
"Thanks for the help." I tell Stain. I open the envelope I'd stolen from Hioma. and hand him about 1 thousand yen.
"You'll be good with that for another while." I state. Eijiro looks at the envelope and then back at me. Just then I even notice the fact that my nice suit is covered in blood.
"There goes another suit. I'll have to ask Toga to wash all this out." Stain just stares at me.
"I definitely underestimated you kid." He says. No shit sherlock. "yeah you did." I agree. "Anyway, Lets go home. I'm tired and I think we're done here." I say, looking at the leaderboard once more.
"Kill count: 589." I say as I write it down in my notebook. "Since when do you count?" Eijiro asks, looking over my shoulder.
"Since the first day Shigaraki send me to burn that guy's place down. I counted that as one." I tell him. He looked at me in surprise.
"I didn't even know you did that.." He mutters. I just smile.

I call Kurogiri to pick us up. I hear police cars drive by and pull Eijiro into an alley.
"What villain calls the fucking cops and when the fuck did it happen?" I ask myself mostly.
"Probably as a last resort or something." Eijiro mutters. maybe..