the wedding

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it was the wedding day
it was pink and seggcsey with strip lights
Obama and Shrek showed up holding hands
Michelle walked out of her room, wearing her wappy dress.
Obama (O): Wow Michelle, u luk ravishing tf
M: *tehee* thanks *blushes cutely*
Fiona walked out of her room
F: OI FAM
F: GET AWAY FROM MY GYALL MAN
F: FUCK OFF MANDEM
O: 👁👄👁
Shrek (S): Cum on baby and let's go shit down in my schwamp
They sat down, waiting for the ceremony to begin.
Bill NYE The Soyence Guy (BNSG): Do you promise to love dis nasty ass ogre for yo life shawty?
M: Yes sir 😩
BNSG: Do you take this pretty ass woman to be ur wife bbg??
F: Yes sir 😩
BNSG: You lesbeans can now Kiz ig

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