June 9 1996
Dear Diary,
I was looking on MinionHub and I saw a video of Scarlett, my one true love, and Vectour. I only wanted to have a wank, not see my one love get railed by this orange jumpsuit man whore. I was fuckin fumin. I got the girls in the car and I drove to Vectours place. He drove through the wall and the gorls screamed. I ran Vectour over. He's dead now. Good.
Scarlett was there, giving him a blowjob, I ran her over accidentally aswell. How was I supposed to know? I saw her Cpr (😩😍😏) and she resurrected, like Jesus. She gave me a smashing smooch and we shagged.
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Fiona x Michelle Obama 🛀😮💨❤️
FanfictionThe more you read, the better it gets, truly. 'With a vast cast list and a somewhat mature content rating, this book is great fun'- The New York Times Voted: #3- MichelleObama #86- Shrek
