Gru's diary
June 7 1968
Dear Diary, I love her. I hunted a cat for her birthday, my mummy turned it inside out and i cried. I wanted it to be perfect for her, and now she has a stupid inside out cat. I fear that she does not love me as I loved her. I hope she kills my mum as a sign of respect, love, and courageous ness. She got me a bath set, I don't have a bath. There's no way she could have known that I didn't have a bath so I just smiled and said thanks. I threw it in the bin, I hope somebody good enough for her gets it.
Ive been planning our wedding, I made a ring out of Daisy chains, complete in a set with a matching bracelet and necklace. I place it on the smallest pillow I could find in my house, just like in the movie, you know where somebody is carrying the pillow with the rings just perched on top of the pillow, like a throne, or the lion kings where Simba is lifted up and shown the land.
Oo my mummy just called me, my Dino nuggies must be ready
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