Shrek met up with Michelle. They went on a 'date'. They saw Shrek 2.
Michelle (M): Oh my god, he looks like you!
Shrek (S): Yeah? That's like the whole point. Stop being so blonde Michelle.
M: Excuse you. My aunties, neighbours, friends, dogs dad is blonde. I take offence to that.
*Shrek goes home and cries in disbelief*
S: I hate blondes.
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Fiona x Michelle Obama 🛀😮💨❤️
FanfictionThe more you read, the better it gets, truly. 'With a vast cast list and a somewhat mature content rating, this book is great fun'- The New York Times Voted: #3- MichelleObama #86- Shrek
