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*Shrek to Michelle*
S: I think I need a new baby gorl
M:Don't you mean baby boi? Your dating Obama, right? He's a boy?
S: Yeah yeah whateva. Im pretty sure he's female. When we (yk) he didn't have a 🍆
M: Oh.
S: It worries me also.
M: How do 2 men have s-
S: SHUT UP! no. no. no.
M: Im going to cry.
S: Why baba gorl?!
M: I think I like Gru.
S: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*Shrek Screenshots and Blocks Michelle*

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