Red Like Ruby (Mostly RubyxDyrroth)

Ruby's Demonic Eggplants (Mini Scenes)

Scene 1: Hot Spring

"Hah... This new facility of Moonton ain't so bad. Finally, they built something good." Gusion commented as he slumped against a boulder while submerged on the newly opened Hotsprings for the ML heroes.

"Yup. This all feels grand. But I have a question though." Alucard began as he settled on the water.

"What is Ruby doing here?" The demon hunter gestures towards the small blondie wearing a swimsuit while being sandwiched by her two boyfriends Martis and Dyrroth who were feeding her fruits and snacks.

"Yeah, why are they allowed to bring a girlfriend here. That's so not fair. This is a men's only bath." complained Alpha as he crossed his arms.

"That's because you don't have a girlfriend, dude. But you're right though. Chicks aren't allowed here unless you have a dick." Claude added.

"What are you talking about? Of course, I have a dick. Actually, I have two dicks." Ruby replied with a seductive smile.

"Wait, are you a dude? You were a trap all this time?" Gusion questioned grimacing at the thought.

"Not really. It's more simple than that."

"Explain." said Alucard frowning at her in confusion.

"Well, meet Martis junior *grabs Martis' eggplant * and Dyrroth junior *grabs Dyrroth's eggplant*."

*Everyone blushing except for Ruby*

"Okay, that checks out." said the boys in surrender.

Scene 2: Dyrroth's Prayers

Dyrroth: *Summoning Thamuz*

Thamuz: What are your prayers in exchange for a price?

Dyrroth: I would sacrifice my soul just to make Ruby a loli for the rest of our life.

Thamuz: But I see that she's going to be thicc in the future. Do you wish to continue?

Dyrroth: Yes, I am sure about my decision... Wait— how thicc are we talking about?

Thamuz: She'll be a MILF.

Dyrroth: Hmm, a loli will evolve into a MILF... Yeah! I'll take it.

Thamuz: But she's going to Martis instead of you.

Dyrroth: NOOOOOOO!

Scene 3: A Song For Martis

"Martis! Martis! I made a song for you" Ruby exclaimed as she rushed towards him with a ukulele in hand.

Her boyfriend, who just finished washing the dishes, smiled at her as he wiped his hands on the rag and sanitized them so he could touch her head.

"Well, let's hear it." he encouraged as he took a seat on their couch while Ruby stood confidently in front of him. She began strumming the chords of her ukelele which he recognized as the opening theme of her favorite cartoon Steven Universe.

(Read the lyrics with the tune of "We are the crystal gems")

"Youuuu are my only one
You always make me smile
And even though you're big
You're gentle anyway
That's why I loooove yooou soooo soooo much
My Martis,
Big buff eggplant daddy annnnd frieeeeend!" Ruby sang leaving him speechless.

"Okay, first of all, the 3rd and 4th stanzas are suspiciously implying something lewd. And the last part will most likely end with me in jail but overall you really have a beautiful voice sweetie. Come here, give me a kiss."

"I love you, Martis. Happy Father's Day!"

"Awww, but we don't have a baby yet. Want to make one right now?"