Respawn 404

All of the crack

Crangst my beloved, because when I can't write angst I resort to crack

Just stuffing all the crack here so that the rest of the book is fairly free from it (I say that, it's an unrealistic goal)

Wels

"You said that respawn still worked. This world is set to hardcore," Wels stated, glancing nervously at Xisuma. "Why did you lie?"

"I didn't," Xisuma stated calmly.

"YES YOU FUCKING DID YOU BITCH PIT'S BREAKING THE FUCKING FOURTH WALL AGAIN XISUMA WE HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN YOU BEING A FUCKING TRAITOR" Wels shouted, Pit laughing maniacly as she planned many evil things like roasting Silver. (Okay this didn't actually happen but I wish it did so so bad- This is supposed to be heavy angst isn't it-)

XB

Pit: XB died and Pit was lazy cause photos how the hell

Rachel: "xB woke up, and realized he was a zombie, then suddenly got killed. The end"

Pit: END OF STORY WE CAN GO HOME NOW AND EAT CAKE

Rachel: YAYYYYY

(Can this actually be a portion of the chapter as a crack-) - Rachel

(Hell yeah) - Pit

(What if we just post this and see how Maya goes insane) - Pit

(YES-) - Rachel

(and then we maybe post the real one, but that's optional) - Rachel

(Yeah, the actual chapter being posted is optional) - PitPit

(yep, we technically finished writing this) - Rachel

(Lets also add the brackets stuff in lmao it would be funny) - Pit

(YES-) - Rachel

(HERE WE GO :D) - Pit

Cleo

Renthedog: found cleo, definitely dead. cant find a pulse or anything

OH SO NOW YOU CANT USE CMD I WITHOUT SHARIN GTHE FUCKING WEB PAGE I DONT WANT TO FUCKIGN EMAIL THUIS TO ANYONE CMD I IS MEANT TO BE ITALICS BRUH 

Mumbo

"On that depressing note, do you fancy just hanging out for a while?" Mumbo asked, trying to move onto a more upbeat note.

"Sure! That would be nice!"

MEET LA FANCY TIME SKIP

Iskall

Xisumavoid: Are you all free to meet at the shopping district?
Iskall: Yup, gimme a min
Pit: I'm breaking the fourth wall
Rachel: Pit no
Pit: Pit yes
Keralis: Sure Shishwammi, just let me get my elytra
Scar: I guess
Xisuma: Grian?
Grian: if you want me there

Grian

"F-fuck off," Grian whispered, biting his lip stop watching me write Jasmine, hoping that the pain would distract him enough to stop the tears from falling. He couldn't show weakness.

And there's also y'know the entire Scar chapter but I can't be asked to copy paste that completely into here so