𝐎𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐲 [Saiki x Male! Reader]

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Kusuo Saiki P.O.V

'but we've never talked before, and he's in another class and all. plus reading Jump in a place like that and drinking peach tea is weird.'

uhh-. . .

well what now?

i've been trying to befriend Satou Hiroshi for a while. all of my attempts failed and he just called me weird. i should give up.

befriending Satou would've helped me blend in as normal but if Mr. Perfectly-Average thinks i'm weird that's not going to happen. so what should I do?

"i'm guessing it didn't work?" Toritsuka walked up to me. i knew he was watching since i told him about Satou but i didn't bother stopping him.

i shook my head. "he thinks i'm weird."

"oh dang. sorry Saiki, he's just not interested in you."

"you make it sound like i have a crush on him."

i took the headphones out of my ears, i don't like music much anyways. i put the magazine in my bag and started walking home, Toritsuka followed.

"y'know you say that like it wasn't obvious." Toritsuka laughs off my glare.

i will never admit Toritsuka was right. it would go straight to his ego. in actuality i did have a small crush on Satou but i'd much rather be his friend before anything like that.

relationships have never been something i've been particularly interested in. i've thought about it, sure, but there's no one that comes to mind that i could genuinely see myself dating.

"hey if it makes you feel any better, one of the guys in my class says his classes are getting switched. he's pretty boring so you'll like him."

"i don't want anything to do with someone who you consider a friend. he's probably a pervert too."

"nah we're not friends, he's to boring and he never wants to talk about girls with me." Toritsuka shrugged.

"that's because you're a creep."

"oh shut up i'm not that bad!"

i don't need to read his mind to tell he's lying. he won't even look at me. what a perv.

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Author's note:

if i make a lot of spelling mistakes in the early chapters it's cuz i have a third degree burn on my wrist and it's hard to type atm :)

that's not a joke
everything hurts ＿|￣|○    

-author [they/it]