𝐎𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐲 [Saiki x Male! Reader]

VIII

Kusuo Saiki P.O.V

a week later i found myself at [L/n]'s house again. i only agreed to this to get back at Toritsuka. and of course, because it's Toritsuka, i had to drag him with me or he wouldn't show up.

"lets just ditch him, he said he might be late anyways." he showed me his phone screen.

"for someone who's to boring to be your friend you sure do text a lot." he just glared at me and put his phone away.

he's nearby anyways, i can hear his thoughts from here. "dude you passed his apartment."

"i'm aware."

using my clairvoyance i can see exactly where he is. he's in a store buying snacks for us. i can also tell by the bag in his hand he went to that bakery near his house that i like.

he's not to far so i might as well meet up with him. it's better to have more then one person watch after Toritsuka anyways, he gets distracted easily.

"where are we going?" i didn't bother replying.

by the time i got to the store he was in he was already done checking out. i waited at the door for him and he waved when he saw us.

"heya! sorry i had to get some things." oh great my x-ray vision kicked in.

now i can see through his skin, gross. it's nothing against him personally. no one wants to see another persons muscle placements. i can also see through the bag to- why do you have those?

he hid the bag behind his back. "don't question my methods."

why do you have porn magazines in your shopping bag? and i thought Toritsuka was weird. . .

"pssst Saiki," Toritsuka whispered, "what's in the bag?" you don't need to whisper. i can literally read your mind.

[L/n] started leading us to his house very nonchalantly.

'Toritsuka may call me boring-' he said that to your face? '-but i know what motivates him. i got a weird look from the guy at the register since i bought so many, but these say they're limited edition so Toritsuka definitely doesn't have them yet!'

oh so that's why he bought them. they're prizes for when Toritsuka does well. i guess that's what the snacks are for too. it's Toritsuka so it might actually work.

"Saiki tell me! what's in the bag?" he's practically begging.

"it's not your business."

→time skip; [L/n]'s house←

"okay. here's the plan." Toritsuka looks like a child in trouble. he's sitting at the dining table by himself while [L/n] explains his plan to me in the kitchen.

he takes everything out of the bag. "i made copy's of some of his school work to help him out. i also got drinks so you two don't get thirsty and lots of snacks of course."

"now, here me out here," he takes out the magazines. put them back i don't wanna look at them. "Toritsuka has a ton of these so i made sure to get limited edition ones. if he does well we give them to him as a reward."