My Happy Place (a Drarry Texting Fic)

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"Ron, could you come over or something? Need to calm down."

"Oh, so you're just gonna call me when I'm of use to you, eh?"

"You know it's not like that, twat."

"I know. I also know Draco just tagged you. Never seen that happen before. Are you texting him, then?"

"No! I mean, not... exactly. Look, this is Hermione's fault. That's all I have to say."

"I find that hard to believe. But sure, makes more sense than you genuinely contacting Draco Malfoy. It's been a long time and all but that would still be kinda weird."

"Yeah, I know. But the issue now is how the fuck I should clean up this mess. Our fans are all over it. I hate this kind of attention."

"Why not just fight fire with fire?"

"Are you hearing yourself? Fighting fire with fire is proven to not solve anything."

"Solve? I'm advising you to fuck with him, mate. He posted something ridiculous? Do the same fucking thing. For fun and such. That'll teach him not to try it, again."

"Huh. Ron, we don't say this enough but you're not as stupid as you seem. You can actually be a genius once in a nice long while."

"Aww- wait- hey? I expect this kind of behaviour from Hermione, not you!"

"Yeah, well, someone's gotta pick up the slack while she's away. I'll go post about him, now. But there is so much material to choose from, not sure what to go for. I'll figure it our, though."

"Alright, then. But if you need help brainstorming I'll always be willing to mess with that guy. See ya, make me proud!" He could almost imagine how wide Ron was grinning. It was nice to talk to him casually without any arguments involved, for once. Harry only wished it happened more often, he thought with a small sigh.

Guys? I have a genuine question. Do you guys think @thedragonking hair is actually that colour like he claims? Is it hair dye? A wig, maybe? Potion gone very wrong? Leave your guesses in the comments, the thought kind of just popped up in my head today :D

@user1 holy shit no way did @harrypotter just say this 😭💀 dude ur whole page seems so serious, this is what I like to see 🤩 Dray is bringing out another side of you ehhh 😉😏

@user2 @user1 ikr I'm a draconian all day every day but unlike some @thedragonking fanatics, I laughed my ass off at this

@user3 ahhh not Harry Potter showing his sassy side, never thought I would see the day

@dumbbitch did he seriously just retaliate to Draco's post? I thought you were more civil than this, can't believe we have this one in the ministry 🙄 unfollowed!

@potterystan @dumbbitch bruh gtfo we're finally seeing the real side of Harry behind all the formal official posts or those rare birthday posts for friends where he lets loose just a little. And the true Potterheads love seeing this side of him so don't let the door hit you on the way out :)

@dracoslowerlip am I the only one who's tagged our ruler @thedragonking multiple times cos I'm desperate to see how this plays out?? Enemies to lovers arc anyone??? Am I just crazy, can no one else just imagine the tension that would exist between these two?¿? I need fanfiction guys pls I can't be the only one whose gay ass is spiralling over the 🍒🍌🍑🍆 potential here 😫

@merlin @dracoslowerlip I would pay good money for drarry content

@user4 Well you heard it here first, everybody! It's got merlin's approval and it's an account with three followers so it must be the true wizard himself. Let it be known, drarry is the ship name. I repeat, DRARRY HAS RISEN. Now if we could just get the late Dumbledore's rumouredly gay ass up in here for further confirmation

@dumbledick DRARRY HAS RISEN, ALL HAIL DRARRY (specifically the gays and theys let's get to work my people💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾)

Under that was a long list of people chanting things about Drarry in capital letters. It was chaos. Honestly, Draco thought the whole thing was absurd and that everyone commenting was totally insane. Then again, half the people under Harry's posts were likely his followers and he knew to expect it from them, by then. Pansy called him again and he grumbled to himself, upset she had interrupted his scrolling through the amusing comment section.

"Talk to him, D."

"He insulted my hair, Pans! That's like... my most prized possession!"

"Yeah, he did and after what you put out there, I'm proud of him! Would've done much better but it's not bad for a Gryffindor."

"I'll let him know you approve."

"You do that."

Hey. I think we're even now =)

You talked about my hair. No.

Oh dear you mean your fake platinum blonde wig?? I feel so much guilt now, how could I do such a thing??? :((((

Fuck off, Potter.

Oh, calm down, we've both set the net aflame now, might as well make something out of it. It's been a really long time, after all..

Yup. Peaceful as fuck till now. Why'd you have to fuck with our streak, Potter?

Ugh, shut up, Malfoy.

You missed me.

In a strange way, he did. Not in the way he would miss someone close to him because they certainly weren't close. But he cared about him. Like it or not, he had since the war, since he found out what Draco was going through.

So, how's it been, then?

Strange. He hadn't just brushed it off. Draco wasn't going to let that happen, especially not if the only other topic Harry could switch to was a chat about how his life was. That was a shitty place to go.

Aww, you really did miss me? Gladden my black heart, it does :')

Does it really matter to you if I did or didn't?

Course not.

Then let's talk about something else, shall we?

Nah. Like I said before, I want to nap. Good day, Pots and till next time, whenever that may be.

What? Malfoy, we've barely even spoken.
Malfoy?
I know you're reading these.
Bet you don't even care, do you?
You are such a diva, no wonder you're stupidly famous. Enjoy your rest, dickhead.

Just to be cheeky and exasperate Harry further, Draco replied to that one.

I will 😘