My Happy Place (a Drarry Texting Fic)

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Breaking News: We just spotted Draco Lucius Malfoy or as many know him, @thedragonking, with his SON little Scorpius in his arms. Quick warning, it's THE cutest thing you have ever seen in your entire life 😭
Here's the link, don't be shy, give it a click 😉:

Do you all know how long it's been since we saw Draco and this boy in a photo together?? It's the year he was born and we'll pull that up in a moment for ya. But for now, loves, do help me figure out why this is happening now. We were never given a reason for the divorce. All we got was "differences that couldn't be settled" but that could mean anything. Could this mean Astoria is raising an olive branch? Does she want to work things out between them? Are we sure Draco is truly gay after marrying such a wonderful woman and having a biological child with him? Where on earth is Astoria in this picture? And where does this leave all the other poor sods Draco, one of the wiznet's top bachelors, has been seen with and shipped with? Let's keep watching and see, shall we?

@user1 Ah my fave gossip site doing me justice, here for the drama I bet the comment section alone is filthy already🍿👀
@ItsSherlsTea @user1 Thanks for coming girl! Tell ur friends!

@user2 You have no idea how shitty and invasive it is to call an openly gay man not gay because he had a romantic relationship with the opposite sex before, do you? But ofc it's run by majorly cishet idiots who don't know the meaning of respecting a person's sexuality and identity. Hurrah.

@user3 why the fuck are you showing his kid's face? The boy is cute but still, you definitely didn't get permission from the parents. They're clearly having a private moment, did you hide in a bush somewhere to take pics creeps? Fucking choosing money over basic respect and exposed a child to the whole world. I expect nothing else from this type of group.

@gross @user3 Then leave??? 🥱 this is the kind of story I've been waiting for. Draco's too hot to be gay, anyway, bet Astoria's been on that this whole time and none of us knew. Who's with me 😉

@thedragonking

Hi, everyone. To be honest, I'm so disappointed I have to post this. I just feel I should. You've seen that article by ItsShitty or smth like that, yeah? It's fine, it was copied and pasted by a million other websites, it's all the same story. Don't go there and help em lol. Anyway, I'll cut to the chase.

First off, my son. He's priority. There's nothing I can do now. No damage control. We've tried to keep him safe and hidden but I guess I slipped up by wanting to play with my kid in an empty. Fucking. Field. In. The middle. Of. Nowhere. We went to the forest too, did you follow us on there? Do you have pics of my son and I throwing stones in the river and scaring birds away together? What the fuck did I do to you... I've done bad things and I deserve any and all bad publicity for things I have done but he is the one person I have always tried to do right for. I'm begging you, just don't let this shit destroy my kid's life. I'm begging.

And second, I'm not hetero or bi, dear Shit and companions. My wife and I are over forever. She wouldn't even give me the chance to return if I was remotely interested in women which I will never ever be. Stop tormenting members of my community with the crap your type so easily spews about us. God I hate the internet and I so hate people like you.

Whoever took those photographs, whoever typed out that article, whoever edited it, whoever published it, whoever looked at it and thought anything cruel? You can all join me in hell, there's space for the millions of you, more than enough and Luci and I will welcome you with arms open wide to suffer along with us. Can't wait to see you there 💚