My Happy Place (a Drarry Texting Fic)

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Fuckkkkkkkk our fans are confused, now. Look what you did 😑

Don't type like that.

Like what?

Typing a string of the same letter at the end of a word? Don't type like that.

Whyyyyyyy? Does it annoy youuuuuu?
Fuckkkkkkkk.
Dracooooooooooooooo.
Malfoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
I'm bored, reply meeee T-T

You just shamelessly moaned my name through text. If you ever find a screenshot of this on the net, just know it wasn't me. My phone was held hostage by pixies.

What is wrong with you?!?!?

Too much, Pots. Too much.

What kind of nickname is Pots???

I'm paying tribute to your surname =)

Fine. Then since your first name means dragon, you know what yours is gonna be right?

Of course, makes sense. You could also call me dragon king, it's pretty catchy and fitting, so my adoring followers say.

No, I think I'll just call you by the name of their closest living relative and descendant. Lizards.

...excuse you?

Lizard 🦎😜

You're certainly feeling brave, today. Can't wait to clip your wings.

You're free to try but honestly, they're already clipped. Like I was saying before you took the whole conversation somewhere else entirely, as usual, this whole posting and tagging each other thing is causing a lot of drama.

You call it drama, I call it publicity.

I'm an auror, Draco, I don't need this kind of publicity!

Okay...? You're also in your twenties. Live a little.

I didn't do all this work and survive Voldermort twice just to fuck up like this, Draco.

Huh. Alright. Sounds like you're serious. God, I thought boring Potter was receding thanks to my amazing charm, seems like I failed that mission.

I'm not boring. I'm just trying to make it in that world. It's a whole other ballgame, Draco. Seriously. Fuck I hate talking about work but they just will not cut me some slack. They respect me to my face but to my back, 'the boy who lived' is a derogatory term for me. They see me as some baby who got handed this position too young.

You're an idiot. A dumb fucking idiot.

Wowwwwww thanks Dray, you really know how to help a guy out 😊

You're kidding. You're kidding, right? You do realise you're a brilliant fucking wizard, right? You defeated an ogre in your first year. You survived through and won the Triwizard Tournament. You faced off against dementors, plural and won. You fucking killed Voldermort. We called him The-One-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named for years, he destroyed whole bloodlines and you faced off against him all on your own. And succeeded. You fucking dominate every damn thing you do. So as someone who has been in their shoes, just know they're just jealous assholes intimidated by your greatness.

Uh... Wow.

Don't even. I'm just being honest. We're not enemies anymore, right? At least not in this space. I'll stop tagging you and shit if you want but know your fucking worth, you utter dumbass.

So many compliments... And from you, of all people. Not sure what to do now 😳

Not compliments. Honesty. If I was complimenting you you'd be blushing a lot harder than you currently are. I'm listing off just a few of the achievements you're too humble to remember you fucking accomplished. Compared to all that, doing well at work is gonna be a walk in the park. A very boring mundane park.

You're nice when you're not acting all cold and tough, all the time.

Thanks for letting me know, I'll remember to hide nice Draco away in the drawer next time.

But why? He's so sweet, I'm almost impressed. Where have you been hiding him all these years 😱
If you'd just introduced him to me that first year we might've just been friends back then.

Ugh. I'd rather die. Spending my years at Hogwarts with you and your loser squad? Where's the Astronomy Tower so I can launch myself off of it?

Anddddddd Draco Draco is back. But nice Draco will certainly be missed.

Stop simping over him, he's dead.

So who just spoke to me?? A ghost? 🤨

Yup. My body momentarily got possessed, won't happen again.

Right 😐

Seriously, though, stop being so humble. Unlike me, there's so much stuff you've done that you should be proud of.

Come on, that can't be true.

Alright, then. Hype me up. Give me my list, Pots.
Bet you can't.

You played your part in the war. You helped us.
You helped me keep going and figure things out multiple times, even when you didn't know you were doing it.

After being on the bad side for years. Yeah. Sure.

Draco, why would you talk like that?

Try again, Potter.

That conversation isn't over but fine. How about the fact that you've got an empire now with millions of happy followers-

They're all thirsty as fuck with daddy issues, I did nothing to actually deserve them.

I've seen your videos. You say really nice things to them. In a daddy way, sure. But nice things nonetheless.

Well, gotta get views somehow, right? I noticed that was something people wanted to see and keyed into that market. That's all it was.

You want me to believe that. And I guess I should. But I don't think that's the only reason. I think you're just scared to admit you're not as much a jerk as you think. Scared to admit Nice Draco is alive and well, just chained up, is all.

Draco stilled, clenching his fists. He tried to think of a way to reply but gave up soon enough, switching off his phone and flopping back into his sheets.