My Happy Place (a Drarry Texting Fic)

4

@thedragonking Can anyone tell Pans she's such a b... BEAUITFUL GODDESS 😤🤬😡😠 for leaving me here to go to stupid Paris??

@pretty.pans I left you with Blaise, quit whining.

@thedragonking Blaise is a fucking idiot, come back to me mother I don't know how to do... Things, you're always bossing me around I can't live without that 😭😭😭

@blaising Mad disrespectful, Drabs but I wish she was here too so I will also add my own sadness emojis 😭😭😭😭😭

@thedragonking Think you can beat the king, eh? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@blaising Ugh 🙄 racially motivated 🖕🏾

@thedragonking Fuck off, wanker.

@pretty.pans Translation: love you bro, love you too bro. Idiots can't even type right. Must I do everything myself??

Hey, Draco? How's everything going? You've been a little distant.

No I've not B.

I think I'd know if one of my best mates isn't acting quite himself, anymore.

Whatever.

Well, whatever Pans is planning, I'm glad. I'm sure it'll help somehow. You know she's always right.

He grumbled. Sadly, that was true and that reminded him that he had a certain brunette to annoy. He elected to ignore that message. He wasn't sure when he would speak to Blaise again, he hadn't really kept contact with anyone from Hogwarts and he wasn't even sure why Blaise was still trying. It was probably pity driving him to stay, not that he needed to be pitied, he thought with a wry smile as he looked around at his gloomy room. He hadn't gone outside in a long time and he certainly wasn't going to start now.

@blaising Someone tell @thedragonking to stop ignoring me when I'm this hot. It's fucking blasphemy, it is.

Draco rolled his eyes, not bothering to reply to Blaise's post. But then he got an unexpected message and rolled his eyes, already pissed off on sight.

Hey, dragon king, you should go out with your friend, eh?

You're neither my mother nor Pansy so you can't tell me what to do. Also, how is it any of your business in the first place, Potter?

He said someone. I'm a someone. So I'm helping out on Blaise's behalf, cos why not?

Well fucking don't. Do you not realise what'll happen if I go meet up with him?

What?

I'll go and probably have fun then I'll come back home. It'll be boring. I'd rather just stay back here.

And talk to me? 😉

Ugh. Winky faces don't suit you, Potter. Never again.

Ah, see, you shouldn't have told me that bcos I'm just gonna use 'em more now ;))))

Great. I'm only talking to you cos I'm bored, don't you have anything better to do with yourself? I'm sure the great Harry Potter must have work plans, what with being the youngest auror in Wizarding history and all.

How about you? Any photoshoots coming up, Mr. Big-shot brand model influencer guy?

Ah, I see you've heard of my work 😏

God, don't use that emoji, it's too lifelike and I'd rather not see your face, Malfoy

Oh, please, I bet you stalk my posts. I'll bet you've seen me shirtless and maybe liked it more than you're willing to admit

Draco wasn't quite sure why he was saying these things to Harry. It was just really fucking fun. And now that he had dealt with his internalised homophobia and come out, unlike in their younger years, he could take his power to disturb Harry to the next level.

God, you're disgusting.

No, you're disgusting. You're probably picturing me right now, getting hot and bothered, even. For shame, Potter, for shame

Alright, that's enough of you for today.

I'm sorry, there can never be enough of me. I am the fucking sun, that's why they call it Vitamin D ;)
Potter?
Hey! Stop ignoring me!
You're the one who bloody texted me in the first place!
I see how it is. Fine. Ignore me at your own peril, I suppose.