My Happy Place (a Drarry Texting Fic)

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Hey, hey, come look at this poll. Wake up??

What?

I saw this poll. Who do you ship most? Blaco, Dransy or Drarry.

And... You're telling me this why?

I dunno. Thought you'd be interested.

My fans are crazy, although I support that article for focusing on me and my dating potential. I guess I'm curious enough to ask... Who won?

Us! Obviously, twit, Blaco didn't stand a chance.

I swear you would sound jealous if you weren't so straight.

Uh huh..

And if it weren't this early. And if I could actually hear your voice when we're talking.

I mean... Technically we could. If we wanted. We could hear each other's voices.

Draco didn't see a problem with that. With a yawn, he dialled Harry's number, wondering why it was taking so many rings. Finally he got an answer.

"Ah, there we go. Hello...?" A raspy morning voice greeted Harry's ears and he instantly panicked, eyes widened for a moment before he stammered a bit and ended the call.

Hmm. What was that?

I wasn't ready!! And go brush your teeth, I can smell it from here with your voice that thick.

Teeth brushing is for people who have enough energy to do shit, babe, and I'm not one of them. But it's sweet of you to suggest it.

Ugh. Whatever.

Did you really only call me for that? This early? You must be getting ready for work right now... You fucking missed me, didn't you? I was the first thought you had when you woke up. Hate to break it to ya but those are signs, love may be imminent.

Yes, I did only call you for that.  Now shut up I was just curious, wanted your input. But hey, I saw that you and Pansy once lived together? Were you like... Dating?

I'm gay, Harry.

I know but you know.
Also uh...
You just called me Harry.

Yeah. Cos I'm tired and Potter has too many letters in. Harry is just easier. Or Hazz. Or H.

Do not call me H.

Anyway, H, we did once live together for years, after leaving Hogwarts and all. People thought we were together. Some thought we were secretly married. But no. We were just two gays in a qpp, that's all.

Why'd it end?

Well, you'll have to ask your friend the answer to that. She says she found someone and she couldn't ignore her feelings, anymore. And I couldn't be any happier for her

Must be lonely. Living with someone and having them just leave and all.

Eh. She was paying half the rent so that was definitely a blessing. Now I've got less galleons to spend on my sex toys :(

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...😇

How about Blaise? Can't live with him?

Ugh. We're good friends but roommates? We'd kill each other and Pansy would just walk in after it'd been done and explain to our corpses that she knew this was gonna happen, warned us but we didn't listen. I refuse to let that happen, Potter. Hell no.

Harry let out a sigh, tension slipping away from his frame. Why the hell did he feel so relieved? There was just something about Blaco. He didn't like it at all.

And now that just leaves you and I. Would I live with my former arch nemesis? Who is so nervous around me he couldn't even handle a phone call? Would it make any sense at all?

Fuck you I wasn't ready. I'm not as impulsive as I used to be. There have to be plans for things, you know.

Uh huh. Yeah. Right. I'm already bored from texting, you'd bore me to death if I lived with you. What would we even talk about? Your work's boring, your friends are boring, your life is a snooze fest. Imagine working a 9 to 5, can't be me.

Imagine posting shirtless pictures of myself to lure more simps to my account. Can't be me.

God, you are a pervert, you just wanna see my naked, don't you? Get me good and naked, sprawled out on your bed and ready, I bet you jack off to my pics, too.

Why must you always take things I say and twist them? That went from zero to a thousand way too quick, shut the fuck up.

No, no, really, Harry Potter. Does it turn you on thinking about me? Ever let that pretty little head flicker to its gay side? We all have a little bit of rainbow inside of us, Harry. It's okay to admit you want me.

You're actually disgusting.

I want to hear your voice. See your face. You were always good at putting up a brave face at school but I feel like now that we're older, maybe, just maybe, there's more to it than meets the eye. Am I wrong?
O

h Harryyyy

Don't worry. Some day, I'll do you the pleasure of railing you. It would be a pleasure for me, too. You seem really straight and really vanilla so I doubt you've ever considered the infinite possibilities that come with having another hole during sex. It's okay tho. Daddy Draco's here, I'll teach you.

Goddddd Draco fuck off.

Fuck okay, okay, I'm done 😂😂😂
I realised I'd gone too far when I said daddy Draco, holy shit.. And I don't even get to know if you're flustered or not 😢

Do you think I am?

I know you are. But it would be nice to get a look.

So... How about you?

Pardon?

Have you ever like... Thought of me... In that way.

Yep. You were part of my gay awakening, actually. Pretty sure part of the reason I bothered you so much was because I was so attracted to you and hated myself and you for that. I think all bullies are a little gay, you can't be so obsessed with someone you go to bother them all the time if there isn't something else there right? Or well yeah no maybe that's just me. But it's a real stupid way to go, isn't it? Just admit it, you're gay and you want them to fuck you, accept it and move on. After what you've done, there really is no way they'd ever go for you unless they're so low on self-esteem that they gravitate towards toxic relationships. But still, better to accept that shit than hurt someone bcos you're a lovestruck kid. Imagine if Drarry became a thing, I'd be so worried for your mental health lmao
That was a whole essay, crap 😂

Did you just... Did you just admit that you liked me in school?

Yeah. So?

DRACO!

Yes, princess, have I offended you? I'm sorry but I was, am and will always be the gayest of the gay, move on.