My Happy Place (a Drarry Texting Fic)

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Hermione: Draco? Can you do me a favour and talk to Harry? He's been kinda distant lately.

Draco: Oh?

Harry and him were still talking each day. Heck, Draco would get up before Harry just to send him a text asking how the nightmares and sleep paralysis went and Harry would always respond the same way; a middle finger emoji. He checked their messages and sure enough, there was the same emoji Harry sent him before he left to work, accompanied by a sweet "have a good day ❤️" that Draco still hadn't gotten used to. But he also wasn't surprised by what she said, he'd noticed something was off too. Guess now was as good a time as any to confront the brunette since he hadn't said a thing about it.

Hermione: umm yeah. Look, of everyone, I know he'll talk to you. Both my boys are being weird and I'm just trying to get why. I thought everything was cool with Ginny.

Draco: ugh don't tell me he's sad cos of his ex again. I thought we were past that 😒

Hermione: we get it, ur in love with him and ur jealous but do not put that into the conversation, will you? Pans told me the whole reason you two stopped talking for a bit last month was cos your ass couldn't handle seeing him take a pic or two with her. Don't fuck this up and make it worse.

Draco: why are you women so scary?

Hermione: call it a maternal thing. He's basically my brother, Draco and he's hurting. Don't do anything stupid.

Draco: 😬 ur talking to the wrong person ma'am

Hermione: Malfoy? I'll kill you. And I'll make your best friend help me.

Draco: don't worry I know he'll appreciate my humour 😉

@thedragonking Subjects? @harrypotter is all sad and depressed because I refused to fuck him but please do tell the wee little lad that I'm no paedo and will not filander about with a person who isn't of legal age, thanks.

@harrypotter @thedragonking Just got off from work and this is the first thing I see... I'm barely younger than you, dammit, Malfoy!

@thedragonking See that? He didn't deny it. Poor thing's in heat, I almost feel sorry I can't help him out ='(

@thirst Then just help him out! Help him out, Draco, please help him out, my Drarry heart will just about explode do it for your subjects king omgggg 😭😭😭

Ur an idiot.

Gonna tell me why you're not happy, then? Your friend just informed me that you've been feeling like shit.

Hermione?

Well u and Ronald aren't speaking to each other so who else would I be referring to? Pretty sure you don't have any other friends 🤔

🙄 It's nothing.

Does nothing have a name...? Don't make me come over and force this out of you.

Ginny. It's Ginny.

Oh, yeah, that pretty weasel girl you used to shag.

Ugh, can you be serious for once? And respectful? That's my friend you're talking about.

I don't recall saying anything bad. Called her pretty, actually so I deserve some points methinks. School romances don't last, k? Just like how first loves aren't real and usually never end up together at all. It's all just prep for the real ass-fuck; being a bloody adult.