My Happy Place (a Drarry Texting Fic)

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@thedragonking as we all know, @harrypotter is a bitch. Felt it needed to be said, though.

@unbelieveRando Hear that, drarry shippers? They hate each other. Stop being fucking creeps.

@drarryisreal123 I thought he and Harry were getting along. But couples fight all the time, I'm sure it'll sort itself out soon. Hang in there Draco and Harry 🥺

@user @drarryisreal123 It'll sort itself out, said my dad to me the night before my mother drove away and never came back 😐 sure 😐 sure it will 😐

@user1 @user DON'T COMPARE YOUR TRAUMA TO DRARRY, THEY'RE THE GREATEST ENEMIES TO LOVERS ARC OF ALL TIME, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

@userdos Umm... Chile, babe. You drarries are getting more and more freaky by the day. It's pretty much a cult at this point.

Draco scrolled through drarries replies, chuckling to himself. It really was a bit of a cult but other than being very wrong, they were usually not the type to say mean things to the anti-drarries. They were actually the ones who got bullied for shipping two celebrities who were worlds apart, one of which people were sure was straight. He kept repeatedly seeing the name of Harry's ex, Ginny, and absent-mindedly wondered if Harry was at all into men. Then he groaned at himself for wondering about such a thing.

Draco waited for Harry to message him, finally giving in after a while.

Not gonna say anything?

What do you mean, exactly?

Did you see my post?

I did see it. Good for you.

Ugh. You bore me, Potter.

And you didn't bother to reply my message for two weeks so maybe you deserve to be bored.

Others have had to wait longer so you're lucky.

Oh? I should thank you for ghosting other people who care about you but replying to me quicker, huh?

Sorry, rewind, you care about me?

You really are an idiot. I give up. Do whatever you want, Draco. Heck, why don't you just block me so you never have to deal with my boring self again?

You aren't boring, goddammit. Can't believe you're already ready to throw in the towel. Poor thing, couldn't even last a month. Wish I was surprised.

You are such a sad, sad man.

No, you're incorrect. I'm a god, Potter. A sad god but a god nonetheless.

Course you are. Fucking course you are. I want to be mad but I'm laughing, how great.

Don't you dare laugh at me -_-

I'm laughing at myself because this is obviously not going to go well but I plan to stick around, anyway. Oh well. I've always been the kind of idiot who goes straight for the dangerous things. And I'm pretty sure you're going to get me into even more trouble and get me even more angry as the months come by.

You think we're going to be talking for months, huh?

You gonna block me?

We'll see.

Then I guess we'll see. But I do want an apology.

A what? For what, exactly?

Being ghosted. Could've at least left things on better terms. I got so worried, you asshole. You even stopped posting on social media. I thought I was your thirteenth reason or something😂😅

Huh. Nice touch, I'll add it to the note.

Stopppppp don't joke about that!!!

I forget where I said I was joking??

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Yes, roll your eyes at a suicidal boy, just keep on pushing me off the edge with that good old Pottery charm.

Don't even think of going near any edges, wall gecko.

Ouch. Burn. You're pathetic, Potter. Truly.

Ouch. Counter burn. And yet I don't believe you. Pretty sure you called me fucking brilliant last time we interacted, actually. Prettyyyy sure, I could be wrong but eh, don't think so 🤔

This is nice Draco's fault. Gotta find a way to vanquish that fucker completely.

Don't. You. Dare. 😑
Now, I want my apology.

That's too bad cos you're not getting one.

Alright, then.

Oh? If I had known it were that easy I would've waited longer to show my face again.

Funny. But no, I don't need you to apologise, anymore. I just want you to go hang out with Blaise.

Are you ever going to drop this??

No. Hang out with your friend. It's just for some hours, it won't kill you. You'll be happier for it, even.

It's been a long time. Last time I saw him was cos Pansy forced us all to meet, she won't even be there as a buffer.

He's your friend, Draco. At least try.

What happens if I don't?

Well, I'll be very disappointed in you 🙂

Ugh. You're so bossy, who knew?

Learnt from the best, my friend Hermione.

Maybe I don't care that you're disappointed in me, tho.

You will. When Harold Potter is disappointed in someone they tend to feel it. I don't make the rules yk

Whatever, I don't care.

Okay.

I don't. This is stupid.

Totally, totally stupid. I agree. Why would a person choose disappointing someone over a quick and easy lunch with a buddy? I guess we'll never know.

Piss off.

Gladly 😌 have a good night, then, dragon king

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