My Happy Place (a Drarry Texting Fic)

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@harrypotter Go fuck a vomit coloured apple, you're clearly obsessed with them.

@bookish.brunette @harrypotter Uhmmm Hazz? You sure you posted this on the right account?

@harrypotter @bookish.brunetteI'm sure Mione. Just want the person to see it.

@user1 And I oop 😳

@user2 First time I'm ever seeing @harrypotter swear on his account. Hmmm who's got you so riled up, man 😏

@user3 Notice how he said "person" not girl. Hope this is about Draco. This better be about Draco. I bet he'll respond y'all I need more Drarry, please do this for your loving child so I can die of happiness 😭

@user4 @user3 It HAS to be sibby, he said green apples and Draco is obsessed with those.

@DRARRYROCKS WHAT?? IT'S HAPPENINGGGGG SOMEONE HOLD ME B4 I FAINT

@gaemf @DRARRYROCKS I got you love, us rainbow warriors gotta stick together

@DRARRYROCKS *Debby Ryan ear tuck* umm... *places hand on your shoulder* hey 👉🏾👈🏾

@gaemf @DRARRYROCKS Hi 😏

@slaysoulsister DO Y'ALL SEE THE POWER OF DRARRY?! Y'ALL JUST STARTED AN ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP IN THE COMMENTS! THEY FINNA GET MARRIED, COME OUT ALREADY WE'RE ALL DYING HERE!

@dumbassmf Shut the fuck up all you sick, immoral fucks. Harry Potter would never associate himself with diagusting people like you and he certainly wouldn't associate with Draco Malfoy.

@harrypotter @dumbassmf I associate with whoever I please. You don't know me and you don't get to make that call. What I don't associate with for a fact is homophobes, transphobes, Lgbt-phobes in general, really. As the most famous Harry on the muggle world says, Treat People With Kindness. You can't handle that? Hop off my page, thnx ✌🏻

@draconianpwr He's giving all the spice, today, no holding back. We love this new side of you Harry, gonna tell us who influenced this boldness?? 🐍🍏💦

@drarryithreal Did he just quote our Bisexual king Harry Styles? Oh God so much stuff happening on one day I need to catch my breath 😭

@thedragonking Currently drilling a hole into this huge apple I found in the shop. For educative purposes 🤔

@user1 Yass drarry content!!! I've been waiting eons, lads, what tf have you guys been doing???

@user2 IT'S CONFIRMED! HARRY WZ TALKING ABOUT DRACO AND DRACO IS TALKING ABOUT HARRY DLFNSJLSMDNSL

@annoying @user2 You don't know that, Harry would never swing that way 🙄

@user2 @annoying If it was a guy and girl you wouldn't doubt it for a second, default, stfu 🙄🙄🙄 daddy dray is gay, I have every right to make my assumptions. You don't like that, paraphrasing from Harry, get off his motherfucking page you fake 😑

@annoying @user2 Ur a fucking 🤡🤡🤡

@user2 @annoying I totally am! The name's Harleen Quinzel, let's test how hard I have to swing my baseball bat into your groin to crush your straggot testicles into an unrecognisable, non-functional pulpy mass. Like the human it's attached to 💕💕💕

@user3 @user2 Every time I come to this page y'all make me so much more gay, this is unfair and unhealthy my God 😭

@user2 @user3 Aww thnx ;) and tbh we all know that guy is here cos he's figuring out he wants Draco to fuck him. Give it time, he'll be one of us soon 😈 da gay agenda never fails 👅