My Happy Place (a Drarry Texting Fic)

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Blaise: Mom, help, Dray is searching the net for BDSM 😭

Draco: BLAISE!!!

Blaise: 😇

Pansy: Draco...?

Draco: It's nothing.

Pansy: right... 😏

Blaise: same 😏😏😏

Draco: Listen listen listen listen. fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off. No.

Blaise: I'm scared he wants to fuck me. I know I'm beautiful but this body is reserved for one redhead only.

Pansy: omg hold on a sec, pause, are you and Ron...???

Blaise: ;)

Pansy: OKAY we are coming back to that? So much drama today, guys, I love it. Draco, why are you searching up BDSM?

Draco: ...it's embarrassing.

Pansy: it's Harry, isn't it?

Draco: he made me all horny and shit. He just flips on my dick like a switch, I'm tired and I'm sexuallly frustrated and he fucking... He got me all... And then he... Goddammit.

Blaise: Okay...? Figures. Dragon king, not grammer king. We see you, bud.

Draco: so helpful Blaise 🙄🖕🏻

Blaise: just doing my job 😁

Pansy: oh my God just ask him out, already!

Blaise: ikr. You dumb. Fucking. Bleached hair. Bitch boy.

Draco: I resent you calling my hair bleached. Every other statement? Factual. But I can't ask him out.

Blaise: uh-huh. Yeah. Right. Of course. And why the fuck not? He likes you. Obviously he does or he wouldn't still be putting up with your shit. So...??

Pansy: ^THIS I knew I adopted you for a reason 🥰

Blaise: 🥰🥰🥰

Draco: okay. Okay. Look. The truth? If you must know, I'll never be good enough for Harry Potter. Or Harry, the man behind the name who's even more spectacular. I'm me. Bottom of the barrel, piece of shit, extraordinarily useless. I'm so useless I can't even convince the mother of my only child to let me see him. I fuck everything up and I refuse to make Harry deal with more of my shit than he already has.

Pansy: wait back up back up, what's that part about Scorpius supposed to mean?

Draco: it means, Astoria is using that mishap that happened where the news caught me and Scorpius hanging out as proof that I'm a careless father. She wants me out of his life cometely and she's made it impossible to apparate, there. I'm running out of options and I don't know what to do

Pansy: I'm sorry, what? What was that? She suggested the fucking venue. SHE did. Plus, fuck the paps, you were just having fun. What the hell is wrong with her??

Blaise: dude... We had no idea, why didn't you tell us sooner?

Draco: cos I don't want to bother anyone with my stupid divorced dad baby mama issues. It's all dumb. My cross to carry alone. Let's just drop it, yeah? I'm just happy I got to be with Harry for a while. He has no idea how happy he makes me...

Pansy: course he doesn't. Cos you won't tell him. You're so convinced dating you will be a mistake... I've known you since we were kids, Draco and you have a heart of gold when it comes to those you care about. Anyone. Would be lucky. To have you. Why don't you see that??