“Shooting zombies is nothing like bird hunting or skeet shooting. It is much much easier.”
Danni agreed to gun practice and Margret agreed just so she could spend some kind of time with Cooper. Right now we’re attempting to give some kind of lecture or something to Cooper before we go outside, just so he doesn’t kill anybody.
“Zombies are not only bigger targets than most birds, but also, they don’t fly and they walk super slow.” Danni says.
Cooper just nods and rolls his eyes. I snicker, and Danni, not having caught they eye roll, gives me a glare.
“If you think that this is funny, than you can go outside and get shot, I’m not stopping you.”
“No, no!” I say and wave my hands, “I just think Cooper knows that zombies don’t fly.”
“Oh, yeah, um, “ Danni blushes.
“Continue” I say and wave my hand at her.
She gives a curt nod. Her mood had started rolling down a hill the moment Cooper mentioned gun practice, now, I think it just crashed into a tree.
She picks up the gun and starts showing everything to Cooper. I sigh. Margret is twiddling her thumbs and looking around the room. I scotch over to her and start playing drums on her head.
“duba du deeba duba shooba shooba prmmmmmmm.” I say all the while tapping on her head.
She groan and grabs my hands and starts picking at my nails.
“Your nails are so grosssssss.” She moans and throws them back at me.
“And like yours aren’t?” I reply sarcastically.
She sticks her tongue at me and I do the same to her.
“Will you guys stop acting like three year olds and follow us outside?” Danni asks, acting all bossy and bitchy.
Margret sticks her tongue at me again and stands up. I follow them, shuffling my feet and making squeaking noises on the ground just because I know Margret hates it. I see her ball her hands into fists and she turns around and jumps on me. I squeal and even though she jumps on me lightly, I still hit the floor hard and it knocks the wind out of me and leaves me gasping for air, and the fact that Margret is on top of me doesn’t make the situation any easier.
Margret starts tickling me and I scream.
She laughs but holds a finger up to her lips.
“Shhhhhhhhhh!” She commands.
Danni comes over and peels Margret off of me.
“Was that appropriate?” She asks, getting all bitchy on us.
“Well, technically we weren’t doing anything sexual, so yes it was appropriate.” Margret replies, while attempting to act like a smart-ass.
I start to laugh, but Danni glares at me, and so I make my laughing fit magically turn into a coughing fit.
“If I see anything like that again---“ Danni starts
“You’ll what? Make us stay on duty more? Give us less food? Shoo us away? Kill us? I can tell you right now, none of that is going to exactly help you, boss.” Margret says with a glare in her eye. She turns on her heels and stalks away. Danni just stands there dumbfounded and Cooper looks like he is in the middle of something he shouldn’t be in the middle of.
Danni looks like she doesn’t know what the hell to say, and to be honest, I don’t really either. Margret has always been a sweetheart, or well, sometimes she can be kinda bitchy, but I mean, the majority of the time she is really sweet and nice. I hope that this is one of her bitch moments, like all of us have sometimes, but, this is much worse than usual.
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Blend (on hold)
AdventureDanni, Margret, and Alexa are the few humans left on Earth, or so they think. they live in a world populated by zombies. Their life consists of shooting, hiding, finding, and most importantly, blending. After Margret finds Cooper, they all get into...
