“MMMMMMMMM, this bag of chips is, mmmmmmm.”
Empty water bottles and chip bags litter the floor around us, so much for saving it. Danni is bouncing up and down, probably on her fourth bag of chips. Cooper is lying on his back next to me, one hand on his stomach. He sighs and his eyes flutter closed.
“Why did we eat all of this again?” He asks
Danni laughs, a cheerful sound I haven’t heard in a very long time.
Nobody ends up answering his question, I don’t think that we even know the answer ourselves.
The dirty overalls stick to my body. Both zombie and human blood cake my skin, and my hair is a mess. I want to scratch myself, but there is nothing itching me. I want to spaz out and scream that there is blood on me, but what can I do to get it off? Nothing really. Danni lays down and groans.
“My stomach huuurtttssss.” Danni moans.
I laugh and punch her in the gut.
“Ughhh” She moans and rolls over.
“You shouldn’t have eaten so much.”
“I can eat as much as I please.”
“And why is that?”
“I’m Jesus.”
I start cracking up at this, and she giggles.
“So you can walk on water now, huh?”
“You know, babies are 75% water, so if you walk on babies then you will be–“
I start cracking up, “75% Jesus?” I ask, trying to complete her sentence.
“IN JAIL!” She screams
I loose it. I start cracking up and roll over on the floor.
She giggles.
My chest heaves, and I have that wonderful feeling I get after I laugh to much.
“I haven’t laughed like that in the longest time.” I say blissfully.
“Have any of us?” She asks.
“mm”
“I’ll take that as a yes?”
“Yes”
She groans and sits up.
I roll over on to my stomach peer over towards Cooper. He looks like he is asleep, but he probably isn’t. I highly doubt anybody could sleep through Danni and I’s conversations.
“DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING” Danni scream sings.
I snifle a laugh and put my finger up to my lips. “shhhhhhh”
She glares at me.
“Fine. Would you like me to sing a different song?”
“You can sing any song you like, just please do it quietly.”
She keeps glaring at me, and it’s almost impossible not to laugh.
“You are such a party pooper.”
“Mehhh” I stick out my tongue.
“Fine, be that way then.”
“I will.”
“Fine.”
We sit in silence for a few minutes, but then we both start laughing. I sit up and stretch my arms above my head. The stiff overalls slowly crack away from my skin.
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Blend (on hold)
AdventureDanni, Margret, and Alexa are the few humans left on Earth, or so they think. they live in a world populated by zombies. Their life consists of shooting, hiding, finding, and most importantly, blending. After Margret finds Cooper, they all get into...
