Haunted House~W.M

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It'll be fun, she said. Nothing will happen, she said. Now your here in a jail cell waiting for Tony to bail you guys out and pick you up

*Flashback timeeee*
Wanda Maximoff your stupid cute ass girlfriend had decided to take you to a haunted house on date night. Of course you couldn't say no since it was her turn to choose. You think she did this on purpose because she knows you can't even handle Chucky and now she expects you to go into a haunted house.

You regretted ever introducing her to the Halloween traditions. This was Wanda's month everyone knew that. She loved pulling pranks and just scaring everyone. So now your here at a stupid haunted house with no way of getting out of it

"Wanda no there's nooooo way I'm going in there." "Babe come on, it won't be that bad. I'll be here to protect you" "You said that last year remember. Then the stupid guy in the Clown mask chased me with a chainsaw" You got chills remembering that day

"Hey I screamed at you that it was fake and warned you that you couldn't show fear or they'll just target you more so get your lazy hot ass out of the car and let's go" she tried pulling you out but you wouldn't go down without a fight. "Come on this haunted house isn't that bad even Parker wasn't scared" She begged you knew she was lying that's what she said last time and look where that ended up. You being chased with a chainsaw by a 6 foot clown

"Fine but if a clown with a chainsaw pops up again I'm throwing you in front of me and running" she smiled and pulled you to the entrance.

It wasn't that bad to start but you were holding onto Wanda for dear life. You honestly felt bad for her hand. It was just some idiots banging on glass.

You were actually doing good which really surprised Wanda. You only screamed like 10 times it was a new record. You actually think you were going to make it.

Welp you spoke to soon

You were now in the clown section. You and clowns were not a good combo. You literally went to jail once because you had punched a circus clown in the face when he scared you. Yeahhh that was not a good day.

They were in jail this time reaching out pretending they were going to grab you. Wanda was just smiling through this whole thing. There was something mentally wrong with this girl.

You were so close sooo close to getting past this area and completing the haunted house but then you heard it. Something you didn't want to hear. Your worst enemy. The chainsaw. "Babe don't look back just keep moving forward" Wanda whispered to you but of course you being you, you did the opposite. You looked back.

There you saw him with his chainsaw. Smiling like a crazy person. Like you said you weren't going to hold back. You quickly grabbed Wanda and threw her towards the clown and then you quickly turned and ran for the exit. "BABE" you heard Wanda shout

You ran as fast as you could. Nat and Steve would be proud considering they could never get you to run. You heard the chainsaw getting closer and Wanda yelling your name. Why were clowns so damn fast maybe you should start listening to Steve and Nat when they tell you to run during training

Your clumsy ass ended up tripping while running back to the car and there you saw him right in front of you smiling and laughing. You don't know what got into you but next thing you know Wanda was trying to get you off him while you were punching his face. Yeahhhh maybe only Nat would be proud at this point.

"You dumb ass clown ass bitch ass ugly ass homophobic ass bitch" you yelled while punching him. He was curled into a ball covering his face "But I'm gay!" you heard him yell.

All of a sudden someone pushed you off him and held you to the floor. Oh fuck it was security. Yeah now only Tony would be proud. "Control your psycho ass girlfriend" you heard the clown say to Wanda.

All of a sudden you saw her punch him. "Don't call my girlfriend psycho you bitch"

*End of flashback*
Yeah anyways that's how you both are in a cell right now waiting for Tony to come pick you up. "Maybe we should stop going to haunted houses" you heard her mutter. "Ya think"

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