Little Bird [Trafalgar Law × Reader]

Eighteen

"Let me go!" you shriek in panic, and kick the man away. Law yelps briefly in a high-pitched voice from your hit, then cries out when you trip and step over his stomach too.

Sorry.

"What the fuck, Wreny?!" he yells at you desperately and you pull him back to his feet.

"We need to fix this, man, I'm not marrying you!" you snap, but you blush and pucker your lips when he pouts and looks away, murmuring something about how he is a great catch.

You leave a gentle kiss on his cheek to calm him. He tsk-s and scratches his nape.

"Do you have a plan?" sighes the pirate.

You glance out to the corridor anxiously before turning back to him again for a second. "Give me fingers, quick."

"You mean a hand?"

"Fingers!" you whine, leaving the room. Law hurries after you, grateful that his crew probably sleeps deeply enough not to wake up if you catch Bepo in time.

Which you do, using the best of the genes of the Monkey D. family.

The huge mink screams in terror as you hold him with legs and arms, then send both of you to the ground with a move that all professional wrestlers would be jealous of.

Bepo tries to escape hopelessly and Law freezes down when he sees you struggling to keep the bear on the floor.

"Your fiance is scary!" the mink screeches to his Captain, but you hide his eyes and mouth with your hands to shut him up, even if you are so small compared to his size.

You send a killing glare at Law when he turns white as snow, seeing the scene.

"You have a point, Bepo," he sighs.

The more time passes, the more terrible and childish your plan seems.

"How many fingers do I show you?" you shout at the bear, releasing his face so he can see and talk.

They both tilt their heads at the same moment in confusion.

In a way, it's awfully adorable.

"Did you know that you see more fingers in your dreams?" you ask Bepo and let go of him when he frowns, sitting opposite him. "You're dreamiiiiing, you see. Would I ever be this cruel in reality?"

Law snorts as he hears this and you step on his little toe, making him jump back.

"But you have five fingers, [Y/N]," murmurs Bepo innocently.

"I said I have more fingers!" you shout, then hear as Law recoils behind you from the annoyance in your voice.

Your mouth twitches in the happiness you try not to show when Law uses his ability and three-three plus fingers appear on your hands.

"Wow, you have more fingers," gasps Bepo and you start nodding with a benignant smile. "Am I really dreaming?"

"Of course, sweetheart. I'd never say yes to your Captain's proposal. He's a walking wave of pessimism and disdain toward humanity, while I'm the precious sunshine in the world," you glow.

You enjoy the pleasant melody and art of Law's frustrated growling as he hears you.

Your grin only dies when the pirate walks closer and kicks you down, maybe as a revenge for earlier.

You shout and fall to the ground, sniffling like a child, just for a second before throwing your (his, that you stole) slipper at the man.

Just to learn once again that whatever you throw at Trafalgar Law, will fall back upon you. Karma is truly a bitch, in the form of a sleep-deprived, sassy man.