Agent_Mothman's Paranormal Log (Invader Zim)

ENTRY 2 - ZIM'S ARRIVAL

Friday, March 30th, 2:30 PM.

OH. MY. GOSH.

Well, I know it's been a while.

It's been exactly 6 months since I heard the alien message.

I tried to listen in on more conversations, but the only messages I was able to pick up were strange gatherings in alien languages I couldn't understand. (Side Note: The alien languages in Galaxy Wars were NOTHING like this.)

I honestly forgot about this journal. Which is why there's some stains on it. Sorry.

But I finally have a use for it now, because of THIS MORNING AT SKOOL. (still have no idea why they spell it like that. It's 'school', you aren't in second grade.)

I expected today to just be normal. Another sucky day at school. But then...

Our teacher told us we were having a new student in the class. While I was wondering why anyone would move to this school willingly, someone walked through the door. And it blew my mind.

A shorter guy, no taller than 3 and a half feet, walked through the door. He had pointy black hair (similar to my haircut, just shorter) and cubish purple eyes. He wore a hot pink tunic with light pink sleeves that had strange triangular shoulder pads on them, long black gloves, black pants, and pointy black boots. But that wasn't the craziest part.

He had pale green skin, no ears OR nose, and 3 fingers on each hand.

This little guy was an ALIEN. AND HE WASN'T EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT!

I couldn't believe it. Of all things, aliens. And I WAS RIGHT!

No one seemed to question anything as Ms. Bitters, our grumpy old teacher, introduced him.

"Class, allow me to introduce the newest, hopeless appendage to the student body. His name is 'Zim'." 

Zim. That's a foreign name if I've ever heard one. He introduced himself in probably the most ridiculous way possible. He described himself as a "Perfectly Normal Human Worm Baby". Wow. I felt like I should've been offended that he thinks we're Worm Babies, but my jaw was practically to the floor and I was too shocked to process any other information. 

I tried to point out the obviousness of his alien origin to the class, who all, of course,  didn't believe me.  Zim tried to play along with the whole "me being crazy" thing, which made me confused why no one questioned it. He JUST GOT HERE! COME ON! 

I was even more bothered by the fact that this was the most obvious alien I've ever seen, and no one questioned anything. And I did mention the fact that humans do NOT have green skin and 3 fingers on each hand. He claimed it was a "rare skin condition", to know people were mad at me thinking I was being unfair to him for having a condition, but I'm right. I just know it. 

Interesting Observation: He has a strange egg shaped object on his back. It keeps him from fully sitting back in his chair, and it never moves. What is it? What is it's purpose? How does it work? Further research needed.

Anyway, I just got home after chasing him through town. He's quite agile. And fast. Very fast. He was carried home by a strange green creature. Is this a minion of his? I'll need to find out. My alien handcuffs would've proved my point, if I could've caught him. He barely escaped me, and one of his lawn gnomes destroyed the handcuffs. Robot Lawn Gnomes?! What in the world?! 

I'll have to do further research tomorrow. Plan a "midnight break in" or something so I can find out what he really looks like and learn more about him.