Agent_Mothman's Paranormal Log (Invader Zim)

ENTRY 32 - A (STRANGE) NIGHT WITH GAZ

Friday, September 28th, 1:45 A.M. 

Tonight has been....strange, to say the least.

I was reading my new Issue of Paranormal Now, when the new Mysterious Mysteries episode FINALLY came on. But, Gaz was all freaked out trying to go to the mall to get her new "Game Slave 2" since it was on sale today. I guess.

Because she's only 11, she couldn't go to the mall herself, so Dad forced me to go with her. But I only agreed to it after I watched that episode.

When we got to the mall, it was SLAMMED with people. There were a LOT of people that showed up to get this game device. And Gaz was REALLY mad.

I felt a little bad. But, in my defense, it was a really good episode.

Suddenly, Gaz blurted out that she saw a Chupacabra in the parking garage.

Which excited me, since I've never seen one in person. I had a feeling that she was lying, but I was too eager to care.

After wandering around the seemingly ENDLESS Parking Garage, I finally reached a floor with people.

Well, kinda.

These strange, mutant rat people approached me, and when I asked where the exit was, they just told me that there "was no escape". You can say I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure that being stuck in a parking garage didn't turn them into rat people. A rat woman even approached me and said "I used to be....a man."

I have a lot of questions, and I don't think I want them answered.

Anyway, they told me that I'd be "just like them" soon, but instead I just left the Parking Garage. What a bunch of weirdos.

I waited outside the mall for 20 minutes, when the security guard came up to me and said "Hey! The Mall's closed!" When I explained that I was waiting for my sister, he said, "You mean the creepy kid with the purple hair? She followed this other weird kid out of the mall. I dunno."

Well....uh...I guess Gaz found another way home.

Wait...SHE WAS JUST GOING TO LEAVE ME IN THE MALL WITH THE RAT PEOPLE?!

WHY?!

Well, I guess that's payback for making her late to this sale by watching mysterious mysteries. I keep forgetting that whatever I do to Gaz, she gives me payback that's a MILLION times worse.

Anyway, while I was walking home, I noticed that the elevator at the battery store had broken. When suddenly, a kid jumped out of it and yelled "IGGINS!"

And I thought today couldn't get any weirder.

So I approached him, and asked if he'd seen Gaz. Upon hearing that name, he screamed and ran away. Huh.

To be honest, I can't say that I blame him.

Well, I just got home, and Gaz is playing on her game device. I guess she got one. Maybe she stole one from him. Oh well. It's late, so I'm going to try to sleep.

Agent_Mothman signing off.