Friday, August 21st, 10:29 P.M.
Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.
Ok, something did happen today.
But I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA how I'm supposed to recap it all without gagging. (I promise it's not as disturbing as the Dark Harvest incident. But it's still pretty gross.)
Due to the whole "Teleported Earth" issue, we had a 2 hour delay today. So I decided to spend the first bit of the day trying to break into Zim's base. I had a really great squirrel disguise I designed myself, until Zim stepped outside and saw me.
But I still have the advantage, because HIS SECURITY SENSORS DIDN'T ALERT HIM I WAS THERE! I found a flaw in his security system, and he only spotted me because he was outside. I think his weird robot minion ordered pizza.
But then...later at Skool....
Zim showed up with a VERY LARGE PIMPLE.
I mean, yeah, we're all teenagers.
BUT ALIENS HAVE ACNE TOO?!
It was disturbingly large, and that's not even the weirdest part.
HE WAS ABLE TO BRAINWASH AND MIND CONTROL PEOPLE WITH IT!
He would show it to several kids, and when he shook it, their eyes got all spiral-y and they listened to every word he said. They followed him, and treated his pimple like it was the greatest thing ever.
I tried to resist, but finally, Zim's little army had caught up to me, and Torque tackled me as I was forced to look at this disgusting abomination on Zim's face. It was...really gross.
I said I could just shut my eyes and not fall for his hypnosis, but out of nowhere, he said...
"Oh you'll open them. You have to breathe sometime."
Which caught me VERY off guard because of how stupid it was.
And it accidentally made me look.
This horrible abomination on Zim's face was staring right at me, and I tried not to fall for the hypnosis. Believe me, I tried. But my brain just felt like goop, and I couldn't even control anything I was saying.
And I told Zim where the blind spot in his security was.
Then the pimple blew up.
And I had to clean everything with a very, very tiny sponge.
Which is why I'm writing this entry so late. I spent from after Skool til about 30 minutes ago cleaning Zim's pimple juice.
So...uh.....
I'm gonna go to bed now. And try not to puke thinking about everything that just happened.
Agent_Mothman signing off.
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