Agent_Mothman's Paranormal Log (Invader Zim)

ENTRY 21 - THE BIG BREAK IN (AND DINNER AT BLOATY'S.....)

Saturday, September 8th, 9:35 P.M. - The Big Break In (and Dinner at Bloaty's...)

Today I had an amazing plan to break into Zim's house by using one of Dad's old cloaking suits and some spying gadgets. I tried to inform Gaz of what I was doing and where I was going, when she told me it was "family dinner night". I don't know why it was such a big deal to her. Get some pizza or SAVE MANKIND?! I'm going to save mankind, thank you very much.

Anyway, I gave her the swollen eyeball number and left. I set an emergency protocol in place in case I was ever captured or something bad happened to me while I was out investigating, and they'd send a squad with equipment to come rescue me. I'd give someone the number before I left, and if I wasn't back home by the time I said I would be, they'd call the number and say "The Moth is trapped in the Spider's Web". They know what it means. I thought that was pretty smart when I came up with that. While I am a great paranormal investigator, I'm only 12. I'm not super fast and I have noodle arms. I might not do so great when investigating in another area. I might get hurt, or worse, and I wanted to make sure I could be rescued before it gets to that point.

Anyway, the plan was going great. I was going to take a BUNCH of pictures of the incredible alien technology I found, and then destroy it so Zim couldn't do anything to the Earth, and was powerless against me when I exposed him.

But then his robot found me.

He started firing lasers at me and Zim came around and knocked me out.

Before I knew it, when I woke up, I was in a large tube filled with strange purple liquid. On a floating ship in SPACE. And Zim was saying something about doing horrible experiments on me. I was just BEGGING that Gaz had called the number. I was a little worried. The worst part was that I couldn't escape. The liquid kept me trapped in place, and I couldn't move. I tried, but I just couldn't get out.

Eventually, after being stuck in there and Zim giving some evil monologue for 5 minutes straight with a bunch of stuff I couldn't really hear through the liquid, Gaz slid down the tube and broke it open with one kick. Man, she's strong. I don't know how.

I tried to go back over to Zim, but she dragged me away and strapped me onto this floating platform thing so I had to go with her.

As we were heading to the teleporters, Zim cut the power, but while he was calling us stupid, Gaz asked him if the ship had any escape pods, and he pointed to them and just said "Oh yeah, they're right over there." Zim can be evil, but he can be kinda dumb sometimes too. It's strange.

As we were escaping, Gaz loaded us into the ship, and Zim was in a chase with us. He was catching up quickly, but Gaz (SOMEHOW) piloted the ship with ease. Video Games, I guess. She called Dad and told him to meet us at whatever restaurant we were going to. He agreed (with NO reaction from being called on an ALIEN SPACESHIP!).

She started speeding up really fast, when our ships collided, and an upside down Zim was staring right at us. She blasted him away, and before I knew it, the ship was flying toward the Earth. Gaz yelled, "Hold on to something!" And in my weird state of confusion, fear, and whatever other emotions you feel when you are flying in a spaceship at extreme speeds, I just said "I can't." And we hurled into Earth. Arriving at that nasty pizza place Gaz loves so much. Bloaty's Pizza Hog. Ew.

As we sat down to eat, suddenly...

Zim walked through the door, putting his wig back in place as he looked at us with a death stare. He was a bit covered in smoke. I'm assuming his ship crashed as well.

I begged Gaz to release me so I could get to Zim, but she wouldn't budge. She just doesn't get it!! She knows the FATE OF HUMANITY is at stake here, right?!

Right as Zim jumped on the table to confront us, an animatronic got in his face and he was knocked onto the ground.

He must've never seen cheap, creepy robots at a pizza place before, because he was terrified and sweating in fear as several of them gathered around him in a strange circle. He yelled, "WHAT KIND OF EARTH MONSTERS ARE THESE?!", screamed, and ran out the door.

I was just a little confused. I was feeling a lot of things.

Gaz just looked at me and went "Shut up and eat your pizza." I once again said I couldn't, because I was still strapped to this thing, and she threw a pizza slice at my face. It was..greasy.

We just got home about 20 minutes ago, and I'm a little exhausted. Today has been...chaotic to say the least. I need to be more careful on these break ins to Zim's house. If Gaz wasn't there, I would've been screwed. Zim could've done ANYTHING to me. Something crazy, like putting all my organs on the outside or something. I don't want to think about that.

Anyway, I'm going to (attempt) to get some sleep. Agent_Mothman signing off.