Agent_Mothman's Paranormal Log (Invader Zim)

ENTRY 6 - KEEF....

Friday, April 13th, 3:02 P.M.

First, I'd like to say happy Friday the 13th. Anything could happen today, so I'm on the lookout.

Second, OH MY GOSH.

Something DID happen today.

Zim was in the cafeteria, sitting by himself as he usually does, when Jessica, that one girl, pointed out that he has no friends and it makes him look inhuman. I don't have any friends, and no one suspects anything about me! Anyway, he took great offense to this, and went to the reject table to try to make a friend. After performing a lot of...disturbing looking experiments, he chose Keef to be his friend.

For reference, Keef is a very obnoxious and annoying kid that goes to our Skool.

And he was OVERJOYED to have Zim be his friend. They hung out during the day, but I could tell Zim was bothered when Keef would talk to him and get in his personal space. Zim has a thing about people not touching him.

Well, I heard that they were having a party at Zim's house. A surprise party. Keef invited me, but I obviously didn't go. I just hid in the bushes, observing. Creepy, yes, but vital. I had to see what was about to go down.

Well, Keef walked into Zim's house, and he didn't come out for a few minutes. This slightly worried me. Suddenly...

I heard a very LOUD and PAINFUL scream come from the house.

And it came from Keef.

Now I was extremely worried. What kind of torture was he performing in there?

Then Keef walked out, with glowing red robot eyes.

Um...

WHAT?!

And he found a squirrel that he kept calling "Zim", and chased it as it tackled him and he fell off the roof. I saw some smoke, but I heard Keef very weakly say "I'm alright." so, I guess he's fine.

But now comes the big question...

WHAT DID ZIM DO TO KEEF?!

Was it mind control?! Brain Washing?! Maybe a brain-erasing ghost?! Are those even a thing?! I knew Zim was evil, but I had no idea what kind of evil he was capable of.

Later tonight, I'm going to go through Zim's trash to see if I can get some answers. Be back soon.

Friday, April 13th, 10:30 P.M.

Well. I did it. I went through Zim's trash in an attempt to find some answers. Mostly it was some weird unknown items and beat up rusty wires. But I think I got an answer when I finally reached the bottom.

It was a gift box. I was a bit confused at first, until I opened it.

Inside were two pairs of robotic claws.

They reached for my eyes, but I threw the box on the ground before they could reach me.

And that's when I freaked out.

In the box were a pair of....eyes.

Human eyes.

ZIM.

RIPPED.

OUT.

KEEF'S.

EYES.

I was terrified, and honestly, I'm still freaked out writing this entry. Keef was a kid who talked to Zim ONCE. I'm ZIM'S GREATEST ENEMY. I don't want to say I'm scared. I'm not. A paranormal investigator shows no fear. But I'm concerned. If Zim does something this horrible to an innocent kid...

What's he gonna do to me?!

I'm going to do some intensive research about how to prevent alien attacks, and might get some additional equipment. That space lizard psycho isn't going to lay a finger on me if he knows what's good for him.

I'm exhausted. I haven't slept in 2 days, and it's about to be 3. I really need to sleep, but I can't. I just can't.

Not while he's out there.

Not while I'm here to stop him.