Friday, April 28th, 12:32 P.M.
Well, today was quite interesting.
Yesterday at school, we were making some weird crafts with paste, when it started raining outside. Zim looked quite shocked. (Note: His planet is very dry. That's just a guess, but come on.)
Everyone went outside to enjoy the rain. Zim kind of hesitated for a second. He stuck his finger in the rain, and a weird smoke formed for a second. Then, when he saw me looking at him, he decided to step out in the rain to prove m e wrong.
AND HE STARTED BURNING.
I'VE DISCOVERED ONE OF ZIM'S WEAKNESSES!
For some unknown reason, his species is DEATHLY allergic to WATER! It causes him extreme discomfort and makes his skin burn. I can use this to my advantage.
We've taken turns jumpscaring each other and pushing each other into puddles. It's been kinda funny.
My question is: how advanced is an alien race that can't handle a water balloon?! (Oh yeah, I threw a water balloon at him, and he started freaking out. The reaction was almost immediate.)
He stated that on Monday, we'll settle this "like children."
He wants to start a water war huh?!
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
Saturday, April 29th, 3:45 P.M.
I've been working on my new water bot all day today. The blueprints are ready and I can finally begin construction!
Here's the blue prints. I'm pretty proud of myself.
*insert picture here*
Monday, May 1st, 11:02 A.M.
Well, we had the water war.
And things did not go as planned.
(This is unrelated, but I set up a hidden camera so I could get a picture of me using my machine. I'm pretty proud of it.)
*insert image here*
I was ready, I started up my machine, and I was ready for action. Zim was just standing there like a coward.
And right as I launched the balloon...
It was a hologram.
Zim was controlling a satellite in SPACE, and launched a water balloon the size of the ENTIRE SKOOL and gathered up ALL THE WATER IN THE CITY.
And launched it DIRECTLY AT ME.
Here's an image I managed to capture of the Water Balloon.
*insert image*
This event I will refer to as "The Wettening".
Score:
Dib - 3 (for the times I jumpscared him)
Zim - 5. For being nuts.
They let everyone out of skool early today due to...flooding.
I'm gonna have to finish writing this later. I'm soaking wet, and I have a few scratches from being tossed around in the water. So if your wondering where the water and blood stains are coming from, that's why. Agent_Mothman signing off for today.
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