A RECAP OF THE ENTIRE INVADER ZIM SERIES, TOLD FROM DIB'S PERSPECTIVE
Agent_Mothman Here. I have created a log with all of the strange paranormal phenomenons that go on in my bizarre town. From Bigfeets, to Vampire Bees, to a crazy bizarre alien rac...
Sorry I haven't updated in a bit, I didn't have much information to give. Every attempt at going to Zim's house has ended in failure and destroyed objects, so....yeah.
Tonight was Parent Teacher Night at the Skool.
And of course, I was genuinely curious as to who Zim would be bringing.
He's an ALIEN. Do aliens even have parents? Does he even know what parents are?!
I told him this earlier during school, and he said he knew what parents were, and then hugged Ms. Bitters, quietly saying something about a robot arm. Weird. Very, very weird.
Anyway, tonight, as my Dad was talking to Gaz's teacher (he wasn't actually there, he was transmitting from a screen, and strangely, Mr. Elliot said he could relate.) , Zim walked in.
With two busted up, bizarre looking robots.
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Who does he think he's fooling?!
At first, things seemed semi-normal. His parents were talking to some other parents as me and Gaz were enjoying some punch and messing with Zim. Heh, I dumped a cup of punch on him. He hissed at me for some reason. I don't mean hissed like got mad, he actually hissed like a cat.
Then, his Robot Mom started poking some lady as the Robot Dad said something about Diarrhea and slammed against a wall. It was actually quite amusing, and I laughed as I drank some punch and ate the dry bagels they had set out. The Robot Dad's arm came off as everyone freaked out, and he said it was his "Squeezing arm". Zim tried to say that his dad lost his arm in the war. Zim was running around the whole time, stressing out. Something tells me he didn't plan any of this happening. As he was struggling to find an excuse of why they should leave and his parents started doing a weird jig, he said, VERY LOUDLY...
"I think I've broken my spine! My spine..."
And let out the most blood-curdling scream I've ever heard.
Then, his robot mom picked him up as they left on JETS.
Of course, no one saw it, so I threw my cup on the ground, in frustration. Then, of course, some guy yelled "HEY! THAT KID'S THROWING PUNCH!" And Ms. Bitters made me clean the whole cafeteria after the event.
I just got home from that whole ordeal. I didn't have any idea how nasty the school cafeteria was either. I found a rat in there. It bit my finger. I tried to leave twice, and Ms. Bitters caught me. Well, at least it's over. It'll be better once I expose Zim to the world. They'll all be sorry. Can you imagine? "Dib: Hero of Earth". Or "Dib: Alien Hunter". Now THAT sounds cool. I'd like to learn more about Zim before I take him to the authorities though. Can't learn a ton about him if he's dead on the autopsy table. I'd like to figure out where his race lives so I can catch more of them and learn about the society and structure of their species. Hopefully when that happens, Zim isn't a super important invader or something. That'd be bad. Well, I'm gonna go plan the next break-in to his house. I'll report back when I have an important update.
