Friday, August 31st, 7:08 P.M.
Zim's plans continue to get crazier and crazier.
So Zim had been in the bathroom for a...real long time. And I knew he was up to something. I mean, come on! Who takes 3 HOURS to use the bathroom BEFORE lunch?!
Today we had a "surprise field trip", and everyone got to go except for Zim. When they announced it over the intercom, it wasn't our principal. It wasn't anyone from our Skool! It sounded like...Zim's crazy robot dog. He said something about "A magical place made entirely of food". Weird.
I immediately knew something was wrong with this. And BOY was I right.
We got on the bus, and we continued to pass the same road of a dog over and over and over and over and over. And the driver was behind a door. Which was a little odd. I tried to warn everyone. And they all picked on me and tried to stay away from me. As usual.
He moved and talked like a robot, and when I tried to ask him something...
HIS FACE OPENED UP TO REVEAL A SCREEN OF ZIM. TALKING TO ME.
I was a little shocked.
He said something that stuck with me. And not in a good way.
"My mission might not be as exciting without you around to annoy me, but it will be more...pleasant."
He told me to look out the window...and when I did...
IT GREW ROCKETS AND SHOT US INTO SPACE!
I tried to tell him this plan was CRAZY, but then he said it wasn't over. And there was a....
A WORMHOLE.
I was a little impressed, but also VERY FREAKED OUT.
And he said he WASN'T DONE!
He said he could've spat me out in a dimension of pure itching, and one dimension of pure dookie. Which was kind of...TERRIFYING to think about. What could be worse than everything he just said?!
And he finally said he was taking us to...
A room. With a moose.
I was a little confused, because that doesn't sound scary at all. But then, he fed the moose WALNUTS. THE CRUNCHING. THE HORRIBLE CRUNCHING!
And when I tried to warn everyone again, some guy gave me a wedgie. It hurt.
Anyway, I got on my computer and noticed that there was a fork in the wormhole. If everyone switched sides, then we could turn it down to the route back to Earth! Home...
I was a little tempted to just go to the moose. Everyone was being really...annoying. I don't know why they hate me so much.
To be fair, I hate them back.
But then I remembered what Zim said.
"My mission might not be as exciting without you around to annoy me, but it will be more...pleasant."
I couldn't let him win. Not when I'm the only one who can stop him!
So I sighed, and walked to the other side of the bus. Causing them all to move, and leading us back home.
I was quite proud of my victory, to be honest. I saved everyone! Too bad they'd never thank me for it.
Well, at least I'm still alive. So that's pretty good I guess. Agent_Mothman signing off.
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