ENTRY 13 - THE GALACTIC EQUINOX

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Wednesday, May 4th, 11:04 P.M.

Today was Career Day, and things were...weird. Ms. Bitters gave us a test where we had to identify blotches (seriously, HOW is that going to determine our careers?) and while I was taking the test...Zim was scratching some sort of rash that was forming on his neck. Is this some sort of alien disease? Well, then Ms. Bitters announced our careers. I got Paranormal Investigator (YES!) and Zim got Fast Food.

Yeah, that's a job you really don't need any skills for.

(Also, happy Galaxy Wars day. May the force be with you, I guess.)

When I met the guy who was in my field, he was...odd. His name is Bill, and he believes in all the paranormal stuff that ISN'T real, while denying the stuff that is! I went through the files, and found something interesting.

It was a file labeled "Galactic Equinox". Bill explained it as an event where the planets align perfectly so that any alien living off their home planet goes through a horrible molt for a few seconds.

Which explained Zim's weird rash!

So I tried to tell Bill that we had to get over there, and he took us to a field with cows.

*Sigh*.

"Alien cows".

So I made a comment about Count Cocofang (don't ask), and he freaked out, so I FINALLY got to head towards Mcmeaties.

Only for my luck to play out the way it always does.

There was an actual Cocofang actor at the place next door.

So by the time that whole ordeal was done, I looked over to see Mcmeaties...

COVERED IN GREEN, THROBBING SKIN.

Yeah, ZIM'S FACE BLEW UP ALL OVER THE RESTAURANT.

Which is DISGUSTING, but interesting, because I didn't even know his species could DO THAT.

Anyway, I only got a picture of the restaurant before everything went back to normal, and the whole place was just covered in goop.

Yeah. Nasty. Smelled weird too.

Zim got fired after that.

Anyway, I'm going to go to bed. It's been a long...weird day. Agent_Mothman signing off. 

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